2026 Ryan retweeted
The fastest way to lower housing prices in America would be to add a comment section to Zillow.
“Oh, you bought this house in 2021 for $287K at 2.5% interest, did ZERO renovations, and now you want $450K because you painted the kitchen cabinets gray?”
Let the internet bully the housing market back into reality.
2026 Ryan retweeted
last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere
2026 Ryan retweeted
Sox fans: Southside is for the real fans! I hate those bandwagons up North! Mune is the best player in the city!
Cubs fans: The Sox are poverty! Little brother can’t even sellout their ballpark! PCA runs this town!
Meanwhile at the All-Star Break:
2026 Ryan retweeted
Top 5 uses of songs in movies
1. Reservoir Dogs- Stuck in the middle with you
2. The Departed- Shipping up to Boston
3. Goodfellas- Layla
4. Forrest Gump- All Along the Watchtower while he’s in Vietnam
5. Dazed and Confused- Sweet Emotion
