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Sam

@SAMiCURE

he/him. My outside is shiny and pretty, but my inside is filled with cardboard and horse glue.

 Manchester
Joined March 2011
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@PopCraveOct 27
Calvin Klein teases new campaign with Jude Bellingham.
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Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded to buy a load bearing wall
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Did four half marathons in four weeks, here’s my sweaty face x
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Ran a half mara on a hangover, would not recommend x
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I met Cilla Black once - she was in a western Massachusetts lesbian bar and refused to mask. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding
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Ran my all time PB for a half marathon, who wants to kiss
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Long run Saturdays 🏃
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Taking the piss Andy
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Hey @unitedutilities with the drought and everything can you send someone out to look at the pavement outside Elektrik in Chorlton, M21. It’s literally always wet, where’s the water coming from?
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Did a run
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Normalize asking your friends to see their cocks. 🐓 🍆
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hyb@hybersquaredJun 9
i think it’s hot that men just have dicks. like i’m talking to a man and his dick is just there. that’s hot as fuck. i Wanna see it
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First half marathon 🏃‍♂️
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Girlypops I’m running the Manchester half marathon next weekend raising money for the children’s hospital. Free snogs for anyone who donates xxx justgiving.com/page/carousel…
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My algorithm is lots of bulges and I’m not mad
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Back to the half marathon training after taking a week off to eat a mountain of pasta and gelato
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Went to Venice, turned 34. It was cute x
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Ugh, I would HATE it if men started sending me their massive, throbbing, juicy dicks in the dms:(
slothy (@slothy_420) profile pictureslothy@slothy_420Apr 18
i never responded but he just sent his penis and it’s lowkey massive
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