/ fuck bro i don’t sound like him anymore. i lost him. 💔

that’s my king! no point in worryin’ about you, huh? night city’s your bitch, i should be worryin’ about everyone else.

always knew he does stupid shit on his gigs. i can’t complain, whatever gets the job done and makes my clients happy. plan d, for now.

YOUR HIGHNESS! i was startin’ to think They got you for stealin’ that car!

i meant my king v you’re my king i promise i’m woke

/ i think about this every time i get on this stupid account. muamar you were so in love with v i know the only reason you ain’t say anything is because you’re dead by 2079

so that means i can give you gigs v is too busy for! ah, i’ve missed them. but a merc is a merc, eeeven if you aren’t my favorite yet.

a bullet in the knee is a good reward for a failed gig. i like my mercs useful, hermano. but, a friend of my queen is a friend of mine. i will send more contracts your way!

ah! they never are. you can ignore them, i’ll have the car clean in an hour! . . . but you miiight have to watch your back, choom. i can only clear the car off their database, not you.

( ominous gun clicking sounds ) and now, the bad news?

it’s a tank. :) !

/ the concept of mumu being red/green color blind, therefore he legally can’t drive but it’s also night city so who gives a fuck about what colors he can’t tell apart

ahhh this isn’t in my hands, v! the client chooses the time, el capitan delivers! ( sighs ) just this once. i’ll talk to them.

gotta take half your cut if you take longer than 30 seconds! time doesn’t wait for no choom!!!

/ i have an oc that i wanna bring back but he flopped so bad the last time i made him … he’s a mox fixer :> former rockerboy and stuff. this guy’s his face claim. judas i miss u every day …

see, this is why you’re my favorite!

. . . start with the good news. my men are still loadin’ their guns.