@SBZ_CEO

PARODY ACCOUNT CEO of Starbreeze. AI Professional. King of layoffs.

 Stockholm
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Joined May 2026
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Over to you, #Payday fans! On the heels of our iconic collab with @PUBG, which of these global powerhouse media franchises do you think we should do our next collab with?
26%Peppa Pig
74%Sonichu
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People should know better than to blame SKF, member of the Starbreeze Creator Program
🎃Spooky SmolDallasPayday3🎃@DallasPayday3_2Oct 7
There's actual DUMBASSES that are accusing SKF of being responsible for the entire yellow watermark when modding your game. I knew this community had problems, but Jesus Christ a lot of people need help
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Happy Locketober, heisters! How will you be celebrating @LockePayday coming into our lives and our hearts eleven years ago?
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Tung Tung Tung Sahur
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Y'know, I could see you making an excellent heister. What do you think, secretary? Ready to put that mask on and get to work?
Secretary Kennedy
@SecKennedySep 25
Ready up. We’re going to Make America Healthy Again.
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Hey heisters, pay ten bucks for the new crimebond. Please don't compare its price to the combined price of a weapon and tailor pack (which is roughly equivalent on content), that'll hurt my feelings and you don't want to hurt ol' Adolf's feelings, do you?
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How about SI for Starbreeze Intelligence! We're really excited to be integrating Starbreeze Intelligence into all of our workflows. For example, the new story you'll be seeing in Payday 3 was written entirely by ChatGPT!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpSep 19
Many people think that the words “Artificial Intelligence” are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to AI, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Superior Intelligence (SI) or, Extreme Intelligence (EI) or, Supreme Intelligence (SI). This is a Poll, and I would appreciate everybody voting! Which is the best name for this ever growing “Revolution?” President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Hey heisters what do you think of my turtleneck?
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I don't care if I get fired. Charlie Kirk had it coming. I am the CEO of Starbreeze and am personally responsible for every single update Payday 3 has had so far this year.
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How it feels to get downvoted by the mouthbreathing chuds on r/paydaytheheist
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I, Adolf Kristjansson, the CEO of Starbreeze am responsible for the leaking of GTAVI. @RockstarGames
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And it's got a hint of a Swedish one too! We're doing amazing things with AI at Starbreeze and we cannot wait to show you all we've been cooking up!
Israel ישראל
@IsraelAug 3
The world's AI revolution has a strong Israeli accent. 🤖🇮🇱 Ranked among the world's top 30, the Technion and Tel Aviv University are helping power the next generation of AI through world-class talent, research and entrepreneurship. timesofisrael.com/two-israel…

Two Israeli universities rank among top 30 global producers of AI talent, startups

Technion and Tel Aviv University secure 25th and 28th places, respectively, in global index measuring ability to educate talent and generate research and entrepreneurship in AI

timesofisrael.com
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The hope the Payday 3 community has in us is inspiring! Keep up the positivity heisters, year 4 is gonna be the year of Payday!
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Rukku
@rukkuplaysJul 9
Sorry @PAYDAYGame it was a pillow <3
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Well, looks like Sonichu won! @CPU_CWCSonichu let's see if we can work something out ;)
PARODY Adolf Kristjansson@SBZ_CEOMay 16
Over to you, #Payday fans! On the heels of our iconic collab with @PUBG, which of these global powerhouse media franchises do you think we should do our next collab with?
26%Peppa Pig
74%Sonichu
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PARODY Adolf Kristjansson retweeted
Dallas is watching me@pdLucky13May 19
Replying to @SBZ_CEO
Somehow... Adolf returned.
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PARODY Adolf Kristjansson retweeted
PARODY Adolf Kristjansson@SBZ_CEOMay 19
Replying to @SBZ_CEO @StarbreezeAB @PAYDAYGame
But anyway yeah go waste four bucks on the Swedish weapon pack (that's only ⅔ Swedish) or whatever. If I find a DLC unlocker I'll post it here.
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Apparently adding the label wasn't enough. The talentless retards at @StarbreezeAB & @PAYDAYGame still got pissy and now I need to spell it out in the username too.
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But anyway yeah go waste four bucks on the Swedish weapon pack (that's only ⅔ Swedish) or whatever. If I find a DLC unlocker I'll post it here.
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PARODY Adolf Kristjansson retweeted
BITCH@RoseCovedMollyMay 18
PARODY Adolf Kristjansson@SBZ_CEOMay 16
Heisters! I am pleased to share that #PAYDAY3 has broken the 1000 player barrier! Our collaboration with @PUBG brings in more and more heisters every day, and we're thrilled to have you all heisting with us on the streets of New York! 2026 will be the year of Payday!
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Heisters! I will be browsing Payday content on Deviantart for inspiration for new cosmetics to add to #PAYDAY3! Does anyone have any specific recommendations for tags to search up?
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Fuck! How could I forget maid dresses? Those are classic, we need those as cosmetics too.
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OK NEVER MIND. ABORT MISSION. I HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN. GOON SESSION TERMINATED.
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