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Whoever you are, whatever party you support, if you fear you are the victim of crime - report it. We must go back to being a country of law again. No one. No one. Is above the law.
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The Prime Minister cannot ignore the fact that his National Security Advisor needs to resign.
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I see Twitter is doing Tech Communism again Forcing a load of 'features' no one asked for or consented to.
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Jonathan Powell cannot stay. This is pathetic.
Sarah Helm complaining that when the BBC spoke to a Hamas leader, they picked someone who she felt wasn't as articulate as other Hamas leaders. Interesting that she is so concerned about Hamas articulating their message well
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They can't decide. Because the Question now, is who succeeds Tiny Andy? Shabana Or Miatta.
How to hold a dissembling, obfuscating minister’s feet to the fire.
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This is sick. I hope our society gets better. Soon.
Should Britain be in permanent thrall to the dead? Since 2016 1.6 m more Leave voters have died than Remain. There is now a Rejoin majority. kellnerp.substack.com/p/brit…
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The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is sobbing tonight Sobbing his eyes out and ruining his mascara. And you people don't even care!
UPDATE 🚨 I understand the drama with online cruelty over Tiny Andy's revelation that he whittles is ongoing 'He's little so he can whittle' - cut deep I understand a spokesman has said "He's sobbing. Sobbing like a little girl. I hope you're proud of yourselves."
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Conservatives and Labour put us all at risk Moving the risk from hotels to HMOs Just puts even more of us at risk.
I understand residents in Flore are concerned following reports of suspicious behaviour in the village earlier this week. I have been raising concerns with the Home Office about the continued use of the asylum hotels at Flore and Crick since November 2024, when I was assured that these would be temporary arrangements. Almost two years later, both hotels remain in use, and we still have no clear indication of when they will be stood down. I have written to the Home Office again, asking for a proper update on the future of both sites, and will continue to raise residents' concerns. My latest letter can be read below 👇
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Journalists trying to argue that journalists who may have committed crimes are above the law A deeply unserious bunch.
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UPDATE 🚨 I understand the drama with online cruelty over Tiny Andy's revelation that he whittles is ongoing 'He's little so he can whittle' - cut deep I understand a spokesman has said "He's sobbing. Sobbing like a little girl. I hope you're proud of yourselves."
BREAKING 🚨 I understand some cruel individuals online, have rudely suggested that Tiny Andy likes to whittle his spoons out of larger spoons. This is a lie. I understand a spokesperson from No.10 North has said "Well done tough guy. You made the PM cry." More on this ...
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Tiny Andy has to sack one of them. (Told you)
WATCH: Energy Secretary Refuses to Back Government's Immigration Reforms order-order.com/2026/10/21/w…
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12 momths. Lucy Connolly got 31 for a tweet.
🚨 NEW: Milton Keynes man jailed for just 12 months for attacking random members of the public with a Samurai sword. • Aaron Messenbird, 32, of Bradwell Common, has been sentenced to 12 months in prison after pleading guilty to threatening a person with a bladed article, possession of a bladed article in a public place and assault. • On 30 July he approached a small group of people near a van in Central Milton Keynes while carrying a samurai sword, made threats and raised the weapon. • A member of the public who stepped in to protect others suffered injuries including damage to a tendon in his hand and injuries to his ribs. • Another bystander then intervened, after which Messenbird left the scene but was later seen still carrying the sword. • He was arrested on 5 August following the incident, which police described as violent and unprovoked.
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Lying is literally all they have.
Macron attacks Trump: "France was not invaded by hordes of Muslim immigrants. Those images are false, it's AI and foreign manipulation."
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BREAKING 🚨 I understand some cruel individuals online, have rudely suggested that Tiny Andy likes to whittle his spoons out of larger spoons. This is a lie. I understand a spokesperson from No.10 North has said "Well done tough guy. You made the PM cry." More on this ...
BREAKING 🚨 I understand that the First Lord of the Treasury, Prime Minister The Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP, is calling an emergency national press conference to be broadcast tomorrow at 8pm on all channels. To inform the nation that his hobby is whittling, preferably spoons.
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Jonathan Powell simply cannot remain as National Security Advisor This is a huge vetting failure Just like Mandelson.
On this occasion, I must begin a column with its conclusion: Jonathan Powell must step down from his position as national security adviser. Why? Well, there have been concerns swirling around him for a long time – in particular about the Chagos Islands giveaway, of which he is the architect. But this time, it’s about his wife. Put it this way. I might not agree with my missus about everything – who does? – but if she started questioning the evidence of mass rape on October 7, I’d sue for divorce on grounds of incompatible values, or perhaps suggest that she gets her head seen to. And I have nothing remotely to do with our national security... My @Telegraph column. Read below: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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"20% of cases, death takes more than five hours" The reality of assisted suicide. Disgraceful.
🇫🇷 Leaked French euthanasia documents admit death can take up to 11 hours of agony Working documents from France’s High Authority for Health (HAS) have leaked, revealing protocols for medical staff on euthanasia and assisted suicide. Contrary to public promises of “instant and painless death,” the papers admit that in up to 20% of cases, death takes more than five hours. Some cited studies show intervals of 6 to 11 hours. They also detail risks of oral drug failure, including vomiting, that require emergency intravenous injections. These clinical risks and the possibility of “prolonged agony” were deliberately withheld from parliamentarians during the debates. France legalized euthanasia and assisted suicide in summer 2026. The law was passed by the National Assembly and signed by President Macron. Photo: A protestor holds a placard reading "Living is right, not a choice" during a demonstration against euthanasia and abortion in France.
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Watch me predict the demise of Tiny Andy Why? Because nothing has changed - so everything is still broken.
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