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🇮🇷Iran: Listen carefully 🇵🇰Pakistan. You have no other option. We will hit every gas carrier heading to your country. 🇵🇰Pakistan: Why attack a ship you already cleared? Winter is coming and our people are freezing. 🇮🇷Iran: Don’t be smart. This is our leverage. If you want gas, buy from us through the border. 🇵🇰Pakistan: Hitting the Al Mayeda after approval makes no sense. 🇮🇷Iran: Don’t listen to America. You can’t close the border and expect free passage. 🇵🇰Pakistan: We only closed it temporarily. We need the Qatari cargo to survive the winter. Context: Iran has reportedly struck a Pakistan-bound Qatari LNG tanker near the Strait of Hormuz. (Satire Warning: Fictional quotes)