Society for Internet Blaseball Research 🔮

ALT Salmon conservation bot running simulation for “the end of blaseball.” In 48% of cases the end of blaseball caused an extinction of all salmon. The average year by year decrease in salmon stocks run by the end of blaseball was -51.46%

ALT In 84% of cases the continued existence of blaseball caused an extinction of all salmon. The average year by year decrease in salmon stocks run by the continued existence of blaseball was -76.67%

ALT Screenshot of Discord messages from iliana quorum (xie/xer), from December 2021. Messages: "sibr sticker idea: parts of the 'certain restrictions' bit from the ToS, crossed out", then "i have shaped roughly what is in my brain into digital form". Attached to the message is a screenshot of Terms of Service text, crossed out, with cursive written next to the text saying "may the game live forever". Specific Terms of Service text: "(b) you shall not modify, translate, adapt, make derivative works of, improve, disassemble, decode, reverse compile or reverse engineer or otherwise attempt to derive or gain access to the source code of any part of the Game; (c) you shall not access the Game in order to build a similar or competitive website, product, game or service; (d) except as expressly stated herein, no part of the Game may be copied, reproduced, distributed, republished, downloaded, displayed, posted or transmitted in any form or by any means"

ALT The optimal packing of 37 unit squares inside a larger square, rotated to vaguely resemble a Blaseball diamond. The positions are labeled roughly the same as they would be normally, but the 37th square is labeled "Secret Base"

ALT capybara dating profile for Turing Capybara. Turing is into fencing, philosophy, astrology, clubbing, and blasphemy. Turing's profile reads "astute, extroverted, driven. caught a shiny pokemon"