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hello darty i’m the blaseball commissioner
Dartwords
@dartwordsAug 17
Hello! My name is Darty
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Sam Rosenthal
@samrosenthalMar 6
We’re hiring a Head of Social at @thegameband. Especially interested in creative people who’ve worked on consumer apps and have a strong feel for internet culture. Games industry experience not required. Know someone great? Send them our way. thegameband.com/job-post/hea…
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oh hey
The Game Band
@thegameband13 Nov 2025
Hi everyone, sorry it’s been a while. We’ve been busy solving murders.
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A League investigation confirmed the passing of Mexico City's Anastasia Isarobot was due to electoral causes. They will be missed and will tragically miss Double Down Thursdays, where Fans are awarded 200 chips & 40 votes instead of 100 chips & 20 votes on Blaseball.com

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Baseball at your mercy

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We are saddened to learn of Tigers Player Leandra Beech's recent passing by incineration. They will tragically never get to see who comes out on top in this ILB Postseason to become the Season 2 Champion. RIV Leandra Beech. ⚾️🩸 blaseball.com/?utm_source=tw…

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Baseball at your mercy

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It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Ohio Worm Johnnyboy Aster, who died peacefully in his siesta by incineration following Season 2's Blessings. RIV Johnnyboy Aster, who would have wanted you to follow Blaseball on all social media platforms. ⚾️🩸
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10 minutes until Polls Close! Don't forget to #VOTE for the next Crew Chief!🩸⚾️ blaseball.com/?utm_source=tw…

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Baseball at your mercy

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NEVER ESTIMATE THE BEAMS! As ILB Commissioner and legal Notary, I hereby confer upon the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams the title of Season 2 Champion with a Golden Record of 71-19 and all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto!
The Golden Record which reads: Championship Writ conferred upon Moab Hellmouth Hellbeams Internet Blaseball Season 2 with a golden seal stamping their 71-19 record

ALT The Golden Record which reads: Championship Writ conferred upon Moab Hellmouth Hellbeams Internet Blaseball Season 2 with a golden seal stamping their 71-19 record

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Thank you for watching Internet League #Blaseball Season 2! See you at the Election tomorrow. Polls close at 1 pm eastern, 10 am pacific. Don’t forget to #VOTE!🩸⚾️
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The Sunbeams get the brooms out. Can the Flowers hang on?🩸⚾️ blaseball.com
screenshot of Blaseball showing the Season 2 Internet Series standings of the Sunbeams with two games won and the Flowers with 0

ALT screenshot of Blaseball showing the Season 2 Internet Series standings of the Sunbeams with two games won and the Flowers with 0

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makes sense to me
a post by @facts_machine on Blaseball.com reading: Fun Fact! Evil Conference Champions Season 2! Fun Fact! Due to INTERNAL ERROR, the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams (Awful Good) were able to claim this Season's Evil Conference Championship.

ALT a post by @facts_machine on Blaseball.com reading: Fun Fact! Evil Conference Champions Season 2! Fun Fact! Due to INTERNAL ERROR, the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams (Awful Good) were able to claim this Season's Evil Conference Championship.

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Congratulations to your new Evil Conference Champions!
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Congratulations to your new Good Conference Champions!
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The stage is set for the Season 2 Internet Series!
an ILB Season 2 Final Internet Series bracket: Good Conference Champions the Boston Flowers, after defeating the Yellowstone Magic and the Charleston Shoe Thieves, face Evil Conference Champions the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, who advance after defeating the Hawai'i Fridays and the San Francisco Lovers.

ALT an ILB Season 2 Final Internet Series bracket: Good Conference Champions the Boston Flowers, after defeating the Yellowstone Magic and the Charleston Shoe Thieves, face Evil Conference Champions the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, who advance after defeating the Hawai'i Fridays and the San Francisco Lovers.

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Congratulations Hades Tigers! You are now in #PARTYTIME!
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Congratulations Hawai'i Fridays! You are now in #PARTYTIME!
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Congratulations Yellowstone Magic! You are now in #PARTYTIME!
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⚾️🩸THE STAGE IS SET for the Good and Evil Conference Championships, TOMORROW @ 12 pm ET/9 am PT🩸⚾️
an ILB Season 2 Quarterfinals bracket: Good Conference: Sunbeams beat the Lovers to face the Flowers (who beat the Shoe Thieves) Evil Conference Magic beat the Georgias to face the Fridays (who beat the Wild Wings)

ALT an ILB Season 2 Quarterfinals bracket: Good Conference: Sunbeams beat the Lovers to face the Flowers (who beat the Shoe Thieves) Evil Conference Magic beat the Georgias to face the Fridays (who beat the Wild Wings)

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Internal Error did this one. forget this one.
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THE STAGE IS SET WAKE UP Play Ball!🩸⚾️ blaseball.com
the same as the last hand drawn bracket posted except this time there are arrows indicating that the sunbeams and magic are switched

ALT the same as the last hand drawn bracket posted except this time there are arrows indicating that the sunbeams and magic are switched

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If the Georgias take this game, they've made it to the Semifinals, but the Magic aren't giving up without a fight. 🩸⚾️
a screenshot of blaseball. the score is 5-5 in the 11th inning

ALT a screenshot of blaseball. the score is 5-5 in the 11th inning

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Yellowstone pushed Atlantis into Game 5, which starts at the top of the hour! Who will win this battle of stone against sea and make it to the Evil Conference Championship? 🩸⚾️
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