Researcher of the Peruna Boson and its implications in the structural formation and integrity of SMU athletics.
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HOW ARE YOU #CALGORITHM !!
ALL YOUR BEAR ARE BELONG TO US
(I won't be able to make it to Berkeley this year like I was hoping, so instead please enjoy my Magnum Opus Shitpost. I think @AdmiralBear01 and @docsuess84 in particular will enjoy this)
Toooooo baaad Otto! Peruna has claimed Olmec’s artifact and you already lost your medallion before opening that door!!
That ends today’s programming block. Up next, I Love Lucy reruns until 7am.
It’s over Otto! Peruna has reached the summit and claimed the AGGRO CRAG!!!
Coming up next: Legends of the Hidden Temple!!
Horse school!! Also that’s 2 Aggie teams down this week since we beat them at MBB too.
There’s something wonderful about beating up on old SWC foes that just warms your heart 😊
“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.”
- Jean Luc Picard
RIP Patrick Stewart.
Ain’t that just the way it is
TCU message board fans do not agree with me on this, and they will probably get their way. But the Horned Frogs could do a lot worse than Sonny Dykes. They have done a lot worse, for almost the program's entire existence.
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Please, everyone, calm down and form a line. Signatures cost $420 per item and pictures are $69. Anyone caught skipping the line will be politely yet firmly asked to leave.
DRUMROLL, PLEASE...
Your #OppOfTheWeek representing SMU is @SMUHypeMachine
This PONY BRO BURNER has been around ALL YEAR with COOL VIDEOS and GREAT VIBES, but STEPPED UP HIS GAME this week to hold off TOUGH COMPETITION and COME OUT ON TOP as SMU #OPPOFTHEWEEK!
CONGRATS! 🫡💙💛
Can’t wait for our new QB next year, Jevin Kennings, to make his debut! We have big shoes to fill!
“Move over Don Meredith and Lance McIlhenny, Kevin Jennings is the best quarterback in SMU history. Jennings set the program record for touchdown passes (74)…”
10 Thoughts from Week 8
- TCU, Baylor face uncomfortable decisions
- More thoughts on Phil Longo, Sam Houston's midweek loss
- UTSA, North Texas on a collision course
- Unlucky No. 7 for Texas Tech
2,500 words on the Lone Star State
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Time to get that 903 -> 214 pipeline going!
SCOOP: 5-star flip target arrives for yet another visit to SMU during his recruitment.
Story: on3.com/teams/smu-mustangs/n…
