Mostly satirical. Here to make myself laugh. Comments are for my entertainment only.

Joined March 2021
TROUTMAN POLICE CHIEF ENDS OFF-DUTY SECURITY ASSIGNMENTS AT SCHOOL BOARD MEETINGS Troutman, NC - Troutman Police Chief Josh Watson has notified Iredell Statesville Schools that, effective October 26, 2026, his officers will no longer be authorized to work off-duty security assignments at Board of Education meetings. The decision follows an October 12 incident in which Board Chairman Doug Knight requested the removal of a man who was reading sexually explicit excerpts from a book reportedly available in Lake Norman High School’s library. The excerpts included descriptions of sexual acts and anatomy that Firewire will not repeat in this post. Troutman officers handled the situation calmly and politely asked the man to leave. In his letter, Chief Watson cited concerns about the legal basis for requested removals, the protection of constitutional rights, and the expectations placed on officers assigned to these meetings. “A request from the presiding officer does not, by itself, establish sufficient legal grounds for removal, detention, or arrest,” Watson wrote. The board and school administration will now need to arrange alternative meeting security. Troutman Police will continue responding to calls for law enforcement assistance at board meetings within their jurisdiction. Officers may also continue working approved off-duty assignments at school sporting events and other school activities. Firewire applauds Chief Watson for recognizing that officers must independently determine whether enforcement action is legally justified. His letter raises serious concerns about how requests to remove members of the public are handled. Firewire's position is simple: If a book is appropriate for students to access in a school library, school board members should be willing to hear its contents discussed during public comment. If board members find those passages too graphic to hear at a meeting, they should be willing to explain why the material is appropriate for students to read in private. Excellent job, Chief Watson. @isschools – at Mooresville, NC
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Please help me share this 🙏 Let’s help Officer Jarvis find a kidney. And of course pray for him as well ❤️ @mobilewcanaan on IG
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Hurricane Helene is not a distant memory for us. We still think about the families who lived through the devastation two years ago and we always will because remembering them is what keeps us showing up for the next family who needs us. None of this is possible without the generosity of our donors and supporters. You did not just donate an unused RV or give money, you gave a Vietnam veteran who had lost everything a brand new home to wake up in on Christmas Day. Help us keep showing up for natural disaster survivors at emergencyrv.org/take-action
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URGENT. PLEASE SHARE.
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A warning to all you hatchet hedge fund cowboys: DON’T GET CAUGHT IN A SHORT SQUEEZE. And never manufacture FAKE NEWS to run a short and distort scheme. Big Brother is watching. This time, they aren’t happy. We the People are bringing the heat, and the government has no choice but to a few of you on the BBQ. Anyone caught running a naked short operation with complicit media players may soon be trading Wall Street for a prison cell. FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 😎
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I’m convinced cars are so insultingly expensive now because manufacturers have completely lost the plot!! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️ I need my car to DRIVE. I don’t need a panoramic command center, biometric identification, ambient lighting that matches my menstrual cycle and a computer that requires a software update before I can turn the freakin air conditioner on. 😭 Please, for the love of God just give me AC, Bluetooth, MAYBE a backup camera and an engine that doesn’t DIE at 70,000 miles. You built a vehicle. Stop adding unnecessary shit that’s making them unaffordable…..
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🙏Charlie fought the fight, for us all, in the name of Jesus! He verbalized things that we have been conditioned to suppress; not even realizing we've done so. CK, thank you! We'll take it from here!! I pray you AREN'T looking down. I pray you are flying through fields of beauty!
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👮‍♂️Polk County, Georgia Deputy Shoots Baby Donkey HeeHaw 🫏 ❓Will you help us make sure HeeHaw’s death isn’t just another ignored story? 🚨Shared for 'Elsberry Riding & Farm' "PLEASE SHARE! Polk county deputy KILLED my baby donkey! At 12:45am cops entered my pasture searching for a missing person WITHOUT permission or warning and shot and killed my bottle raised BABY donkey. They claimed he ran up to them braying and they thought they were in danger and shot and killed him after trying to taze him. HeeHaw was raised in the house and did petting zoos he never knew a stranger. And was shot and killed in his OWN pasture for doing what donkeys do. Alerting to a stranger. There is no way this is legal! I will be taking legal action. Share this everywhere and get justice for HeeHaw. We are heart broken 💔 he was my son!" ---------------------------------------------------------- ❓Why did they shoot him after the taser instead of backing out of his pasture? ❓How do you get justice when they kill an animal that trusted people?
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There’s an affordability crisis in NC. It’s true. But the journalists and politicians aren’t being honest about WHY there’s an affordability crisis. Allow me: For most of my life North Carolina was a sleepy little place, mostly rural broken up by lovely small cities and towns. Then the politicians decided we needed to be part of the “New South” and focus on bringing in new industries, AFTER they sold us down the river with policies like NAFTA that closed down our factories and mills. Those new industries weren’t geared toward the local skill set and so they imported residents from other states and countries. It caused a population boom. A population boom that has gone on for nearly two decades. Gentrification swept through our cities first. Locals couldn’t afford the taxes and rising cost of living. No one said a word. Not the politicians. Not the journalists. Then it spread into the suburbs and rural areas. Still, silence. Now the transplants can’t afford to live in the slums they’ve created and everyone loses their damn minds? Cry me a river. 🙄
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The Amish are threatening a mass exodus from New York over the vaccine fight. The Amish population in NY is around 25,000 people. NY is insisting that their children receive between 24 and 27 jabs to attend school. Their schools, which have zero State or even Federal funding, refused to comply on religious grounds. Their schools have already incurred $118,000 in fines for failing to comply. The fight now heads to the Supreme Court, and I pray for their victory. I do have one question: as NY is a sanctuary state, are they forcing all the illegals to get these jabs, or do they get a pass and just cash?
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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Inventor Julian Brown just revealed on a stage in Atlanta Georgia that he has created a gas station that runs on plastic.
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Okay, hear me out… What do y’all think? Me. @sophaller . The Marine Corps Ball this year…
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🚨 NFL All Star Quarterback Aaron Rodgers just EXPOSED “Dr” Fauci for being a Coward: "Gonna plead the 5th...like that absolute COWARD. Tony Fauci, absolute coward. Are you kidding me?” I AGREE 💯
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How dumb do you have to be to pay to see a WNBA game and boo the woman supporting women's sports?
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