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Grumble, grumbleโฆ
So one JJJ was bad, who cares!
I mean, he was sure enough to get canceled, I say we have a new talk show/radio/podcaster out there.
My nominees include @UnbeatableFluff, @BrokeOldSpidey, and @IamHadariYao
|| Iโm barely even on here so follow @FemmeGamma instead!!!
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; shout out to Jameson for using they/them pronouns for Yuri. He might be an ass, but he isn't a bigot.
|| Like this tweet if youโd be willing to write an in-character podcast/podcast interview with my JJJ.
Iโve been wanting to do a little bit more with this account other than making the same "Fuck Spider-man" tweet every few days, so I figured an in-verse podcast might be neat.
"PARKER! My coffeeโs coldโ AGAIN! Fix it, NOW!!!" @MarvelousQuips
"Or, you! I donโt care. Just make it snappy!" @WebHeadOf616
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With a fake moustache on, Peterโs doing a poor impersonation of. . .
โI have CONCLUSIVE PROOF that SPIDER-MAN is in cahoots with Electro! That web-headed menace and the sparkling freak almost DESTROYED our cityโs electric grid! Grrr Iโm J. Jonah Jameson and Iโm angry!โ
"Youโre damn right I did!" Jonah exclaims, slamming a stack of papers down onto his desk. "Get in here! No, scratch that- stay out there!"
He wasnโt in the mood for Parkerโs shenanigans today, and he most certainly wasnโt about to /elaborate/ as to why that was. Not yet, anyway.
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|| โDo you know why I just hurled a chair at your head, Parker?โ
โโฆ because of the pictures?โ
*angry approaching*
โStart taking them.โ
*click click*
โIN NATURAL LIGHT, DAMMIT! Look at me.โ
*click* *slap*
โNow were you zooming in, or were you zooming out?โ
|| AU where itโs just regular status quo journalist Peter Parker working for Jameson but itโs not actually regular Jameson but itโs JK Simmons in Whiplash
google search how do you write a publishable article โ is this how you spend your time? googling mac & cheese recipes?? youโre fired!
no, wait. youโre hired. canโt afford to fire you yet.
"With all these Parkers running around, youโd come to expect at least one of them to MAKE THE WEEKLY DEADLINE!!!!"
|| Agenda for the week:
- New pinned
- Watch ATSV
- Find character to obsess with outside of Jameson, use them for a week, then never touch the account again
- Rinse and repeat next week(?)
|| I sincerely do not understand any of it. What the fuck is a Twitter circle? Communities? Man I just wanna go back to being grandaddy Jameson, screaming about how Spider-man put chemicals in the breakfast cereal to make toilet paper the next foreign exchange currency.
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