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A recent study of over a billion people found that hyperbole is the greatest word ever invented.

This was probably the best #AzureSQL, #SQLServer2025 session I've ever watched. And I've watched a lot of them. SQL Modernization Day brings together eight sessions from the Microsoft SQL team on moving SQL Server to Azure. youtube.com/watch?v=Zwqy_rWs…

Starting Now! SQL Modernization Day youtube.com/watch?v=Zwqy_rWs…

Speaking of asbestos suits, I once had a job at a pillow factory in hell. I had to quit as I was not ready for the reaper cushions.

Were they all hiding from you?

I'm sure other teams have won a World Series, so it wouldn't be the first time in history. – at Carmel, IN

SQL Modernization Day: October 20, 2026 | 12:00 - 4:00 PM (UTC-04:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Your chance to hear from the Microsoft SQL Team: Eight free sessions on Azure SQL SQL Server 2025, and Microsoft Fabric. developer.microsoft.com/en-u…

I think I've accomplished all of them hundreds of times, except for #12 as my drifter quota is only in the double digits.

I just hope all the teams have fun out there. ⚾️

2 years, paid cash. Previous car 17 years, paid cash.

What's in a Name? How Do you Spell Yours? | Deardurff Genealogy deardurff.com/whats-in-a-nam…

I was very close to inventing teleportation, but so far, I've only been able to make luggage go to the wrong city.

Is Jesus, Indiana near Santa Claus?

I'm heading out the door for a short 6-hour drive to Pittsburgh where I will be speaking at their SQL Saturday about "Understanding Optimized Locking in SQL Server 2025". If you can't make it, here is my blog post with "most" of my presentation. #SQLSatPitt sqlmct.com/understanding-opt…

Microsoft Certification #70 - Microsoft Exam #93

Don't blame me, I voted for Gowron!

Jackson on Jackson crime

AI fears printers. It is known.

Games will probably still start at 10pm on East Coast.