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CAPTAIN.

@STAR_DEF_CPT

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING. || not affiliated with flashgitz || NSFW DNI || RP/Parody account || DRIVE W.I.P

 RAN BY MEEP!
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Joined September 2025
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GOD DAMN IT. IM SICK OF THIS BIRD. IM BLOWING THIS PLACE UP. || CAPTAIN CRUSADES INTO PARODY TWITTER ! ||
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Ugghhh. . . What the hell am I supposed to tell high command ?
|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑| (@1M_NOT_GAY) profile picture|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑|@1M_NOT_GAYOct 8
Nope Just you, me, my hatemace, and . . . ALIENS . . . Eugh-
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Uh huh. Sure you’re not. And chestnut is the cooled psycho warrior. Speaking of which, have you seen Bryce or chestnut ?
|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑| (@1M_NOT_GAY) profile picture|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑|@1M_NOT_GAYOct 7
I swear to SpaceKing- I’M. NOT. GAY.
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Uh, of course I know what sex is hatemonger. Thats why I believe you didn’t have it. Also because you know, you’re like the only gay psycho-warrior.
|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑| (@1M_NOT_GAY) profile picture|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑|@1M_NOT_GAYOct 7
Well it was because of sex I doubt you even know what that is! I didn’t know until now!
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I dunno. You could’ve been crushed into a cube for a lot of reasons.
|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑| (@1M_NOT_GAY) profile picture|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑|@1M_NOT_GAYOct 7
If I was lying then why have I been crushed into a cube!?
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Yes.
|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑| (@1M_NOT_GAY) profile picture|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑|@1M_NOT_GAYOct 7
What? Do you think I’m lying?
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|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑| (@1M_NOT_GAY) profile picture|𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑|@1M_NOT_GAYOct 7
If it wasn’t clear enough for you all then this’ll get the idea into your heads.
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// used to be a Ben 10 account so dw about past posts.
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Yeesh.. did someone die or something? Whats wrong Helen? || Ben asked curiously, he was completely clueless as to what was going on. ||
Helen Wheels (@HelenOfKinet) profile pictureHelen Wheels@HelenOfKinetMay 18
"It is you…" "You have no idea how happy I am…" she said looking down as she turned away from him she didn’t want to see her cry
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I wouldn’t either. But I’ll pay you 5 bucks to do it
Maverick Hunter X (@HunterXPeace) profile pictureMaverick Hunter X@HunterXPeaceMay 18
....I am NOT eating whatever the heck Lion Lickers are now...
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Uhhh.. yeah! Who else would I be?
Helen Wheels (@HelenOfKinet) profile pictureHelen Wheels@HelenOfKinetMay 18
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@SUMOSLAMMERSFAN "Ben, is that you???"
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...A teenager with a magic watch, a kitchen sponge, and... a time manipulating rodent? Once again. I am met with the most strange followers.
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Well I wouldn’t really call it magic, that’s more of my cousins thing.
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Ponder! (Event Takeover) (@M3rc3n4ryy) profile picturePonder! (Event Takeover)@M3rc3n4ryyMay 18
...A teenager with a magic watch, a kitchen sponge, and... a time manipulating rodent? Once again. I am met with the most strange followers.
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We need to destroy all of the quacola. That stuff was AWFUL.
🍉Steven Universe🍉 (@SpitHealz) profile picture🍉Steven Universe🍉@SpitHealzMay 18
Replying to @SpitHealz
TRUESAY???
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Thank you, older me It honestly can’t be that ba-
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🎃🎃🎃 Ben Tennyson 🎃🎃🎃 (@Mrsmoothiesfan) profile picture🎃🎃🎃 Ben Tennyson 🎃🎃🎃@MrsmoothiesfanMay 17
FINE HERE.
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It can’t be THAT bad, c’mon give me a can so I can try it
🎃🎃🎃 Ben Tennyson 🎃🎃🎃 (@Mrsmoothiesfan) profile picture🎃🎃🎃 Ben Tennyson 🎃🎃🎃@MrsmoothiesfanMay 16
IT TASTES LIKE TRASH IT IS SERVED IN A CAN LIKE I AM DRINKING SOAKED GUACAMOLE FROM RAIN MIXED WITH MICROPLASTICS
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Oh yeah. I forget I’m technically a mother.
🎃🎃🎃 Ben Tennyson 🎃🎃🎃 (@Mrsmoothiesfan) profile picture🎃🎃🎃 Ben Tennyson 🎃🎃🎃@MrsmoothiesfanMay 10
Y’all better wish me a happy Mother’s Day!!!
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I mean. . this movies alright. If you wanna feel like a whole new person after watching a movie, I’d suggest watching sumo slammers: the movie 3D.
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🎃🎃🎃 Ben Tennyson 🎃🎃🎃 (@Mrsmoothiesfan) profile picture🎃🎃🎃 Ben Tennyson 🎃🎃🎃@MrsmoothiesfanMay 9
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Yeah trust me on this, ya will feel like a whole new person after seeing this! I’m a reliable source of information and truth after all!
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My reasoning for not doing stuff with this account yet is that I wanna get my drive mostly setup first, in the meantime take a shitpost edit that took 10 seconds
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CAPTAIN. (@STAR_DEF_CPT) profile pictureCAPTAIN.@STAR_DEF_CPTApr 29
I just made some bullshit!
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