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Joined October 2012
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you get coke on my mousepad you can go the fuck home
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"Not even the fastest CS2 player has aim like this" Casuals are not human
This is literally just aimbot gameplay. Not even the fastest CS2 player has aim like this. If these guys were this good, They would already be doing Esports to make easy money.
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PvE is a fucking meme. "E" is just an excuse for shittier enemies because YOU are shit at the game at a certain point its just a looting simulator LOL
PvP in DMZ kills the fun. You had a really good round have lots of stuff and BOOM, a team camping on the exfil and kill you. Perfect. We need a PvE Mode! #callofduty #DMZ
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at this point the word protestor is gonna become a slur LMFAO
Vitality’s V-Hive is gone. 😭 Protestors broke in, took merch, and are burning the chairs outside during the Paris protests. 😳 What is happening in Paris???
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mark andrews has gotta be the worst tight end of all time who is considered great hes probably dropped 4/5 of the most important balls ever thrown to him in his career lmfao
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does anyone remember carl j bunker
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justin herbert meatball sub with a side of pat mcafee kyle rittenhouse style hold the 5G vaccine extra onion
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blp kosher might be one of the greatest artists if all time, kanye level
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if you want to feel old - twitter took away the fleets/story feature over half a decade ago now what.
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me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork
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the mainstream local news wants me to believe im gonna wake up flatlined in chalk city by this phony nor'easter. its gonna be a minor thunderstorm with some wind
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greatest sport in the world
“Alright guys it’s the preseason let’s just take it easy and make sure everyone’s healthy for opening night” Hockey players:
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just got Oasis tickets these things are expensive as fuck even at face value
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I first ran the Fanbase Annoyingness Survey in 2022. Here's the change in fanbase annoyingness since then according to voters.
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Did Heelmike's grandma just vent or have I been playing too much Among Us? @Heelmike
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Damn no wonder Jimmy Neutron was best friends with Carl he got that WAGON boi
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the amount of injuries in the nfl to start the season this year is just absurd its not even fun to turn on the tv just to watch all this talent get hurt constantly
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not picking a side is picking a side
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with robert kraft of the new england patriots at @netanyahu speech
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reminiscing on the andy reid covid mask fog bubble to panty to napkin arc
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