Scott Pearse

Do you reckon that CEOs and Leaders of countries and whatnot also have a collection of dried boogers under their desk?

Brushing fur. Greasing the tunnels. @theTunnelBear I have such a soft-spot for apps with a sense of animal related humour. tunnelbear.com/tweet

Meat + Chips Food + Potatoe Sausage + Monkey Fig Tree + Prostate

Life on life's terms looks a lot like burned sausages.

We started off in trouble. Now we're just used to being in trouble.

If something as simple as assigned seating can pull two people apart we need to have a deeper appreciation for the things that keep us together. #dinnerpartythoughts

There's something about a mass-market Luxury Cruise that's unbearably sad. Like most unbearably sad things, it seems incredibly elusive and complex in its causes yet simple in its effect: I felt despair. -what would #DavidFosterWallace make of covid? #DFW #asupposedlyfunthing

Drunk Kale Farmer #bandname

What if my life hasn't changed all that much, was I too isolated to begin with?

"While this may not be double overhead pumping Snapper Rocks, it should be easy for the crowds at the many points of southeast Queensland to surpass the recent ban on gatherings of 500 or more people." eldersweather.com.au/news/tr…

"But the commercial imitation of art and #lifestyles has a feedback effect. It makes the creation of art, of living your life, feel inauthentic and phoney in itself" @SydReviewBooks sydneyreviewofbooks.com/essa…

Is there a word that describes the wink, click of the tongue and index finger point move? You know, the move that says "You got it, bud." Someone did it in conversation and the fact I can barely describe it suggests it's unnamed.

I'm an off-again off-again fan of the #NBA but I gotta say I followed this postseason all the way through and I'm PUMPED #TheClaw and the TORONTORAPS got the big W. Sports hold me in a way that I can't describe and when I watch series after series like that, I know why. #GM7vPhil

I just purchased milk from a 7-11. I handed the cashier a $10 note and they gave me $7.11c change. #Conspiracy or #Coincidence.

Still waiting for commitment from @bakersdelight

Hopefully the only way a person can get elected to local council is to be themselves, be good at doing stuff and also convince the community that you're both those things and worthy of a vote, otherwise I got no plan B

The most exciting thing is finding a little left over in the tequila jar.

If you're a writer, you'll understand that a story about the dethroning of Kenny G feels like the right place for your byline. dopemagazine.com/vann-burchf…

When it grows, let it grow. 🌱 teapawt.org/MzKendraFoster/status/…