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Dad helped you finish off the rest of the Toaster Strudels? No wonder he didn’t come barging into my room after you couldn’t get me up.
Okay, well. Looks like I have a quick run to make to the store. You don’t have any plans, do you?
I’ll take a maybe.
[making a face, scrunched nose and all] That—sounds about right, from what I can remember. Wow. Guess I needed some sleep. Anything I missed besides fresh coffee?
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That is—beside the point.
[Because he totally has, now that he thinks about it—but in his defense, there’s a lot of fuel required to stay sharp for the sake of Beacon Hills.]
The point is that you wear robes. For our blood sacrifice. On Thursdays. 𝘛𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘺 Thursdays. -
- Thursdays that are toasty and meant for blood sacrifice. And robes.
[But he knows he’s lost her the second he sees her expression. It’s one he’d know anywhere, second only to that unimpressed squinty face she makes when she’s angry.
What? You love robes and think they’re toasty. [With emphasis and an increasingly desperate look,] TAH-OHS-TEE.
[The code word, Malia! We’ve talked about this.]
We totally do, Malia. [He’s looking at her VERY expectantly.] I had to get your robe dry cleaned, remember? Once you get it back, you’ll be nice and TOASTY.
I—am choosing to take that as a compliment. The peace and quiet’s nice, but someone’s gotta liven up the place a little. Might as well do my part.
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[Squinting.] Whatever happened to team spirit and invoking a sense of camaraderie? We should be building each other up, not tearing each other down.
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