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โœจ All Da Creamy Content You Don't Desire โœจReally Italian ๐Ÿ• A GOAT to Some ๐Ÿ Yapper to Many ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Art. Jokes. Sports. Video Games. Peace for Humanity! ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ”ž

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2023
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My submission is a combination of illustration, photo bashing, and typography.. I give you "Nothin' Sweeter Than Freedom" A blend of watermelon ice cream with nodes of Jaffa Orange & Crispy Lime! ๐Ÿ‰ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ @YoBenCohen @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenandJerrys #JusticeForPalestine
This is a challenge for everyone who believes individuals and companies should not be silenced in talking about Palestine. ๐Ÿ‰Name my watermelon flavor, suggest ingredients, and help design the packaging ๐Ÿ‰ Letโ€™s show @MagnumGlobal what creativity and solidarity can do. #JusticeforPalestine #FreeBenandJerrys
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Luigi got any brothers? ๐Ÿค”
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM for their own PCs is a waste and instead should be saved for data centers "Itโ€™s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the worldโ€™s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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So many telltales that this is weird ass ai slop, and the biggest thing isn't even that William's face isn't his. It's the fact he's missing his fuck ass duct tape eye black ๐Ÿ˜‚
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS
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It would be the most brewers thing ever to be 3 outs away from winning their first word series after a DOMINANT postseason and nearly sweeping the finale, only to become the first ever team to blow a 3-0 lead in the World Series.
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I know you took this from Paul Skene's private snap... hold on a sec, joke aside why the fuck did a giant arm pop out on my screen mid typing to point at the promote button at the top?
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Yeah cuz the Norwood reaper coming for men is 'letting themselves go' ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Le fait que les hommes puissent se laisser aller ร  ce point me sidรจre.
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My toddler the second I walk away in order to get my immediate attention
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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If the Rays win the worlds series, can they please get rid of the Tuberculosis logo once and for all and just rebrand back to the electric and colorful Devil Rays? ๐Ÿ™
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Me completely whiffing the ball after loading up Rocket League for the first time in months
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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Degenerate on his Wapol Arc
Trump: I travel with doctors. If people get sick in the audience, they leave them alone. You know what they call them? Collateral damage. If that person right over there, he looks like shit actually. He looks like he's ready to have a heart attack. If he did, my doctors would leave him alone.
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The way people age got me fucked up. Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky straight up hit the pause button to let Steph n DJ catch up
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ“บ It was a "Full House" reunion as Candace Cameron Bure, Lori Loughlin, John Stamos, and Jodie Sweetin snapped a few pics at a fundraising event at the Beverly Wilshire. ๐Ÿ“ธ: Getty
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No matter how much the visuals change in shows, I love that some sound effects always stay the same, like the classic teen live action whoooooo in the background
parents not supporting music career โœ… lies down pat โœ… change of clothes for convincing โœ… voice of an angel โœ…โœ…โœ… HOLLYWOOD ARTS premieres tomorrow!
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This gotta be a lie. The wife's obsession over the "throbs" is the reason I'm about to be a 2 under 2 dad ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ
je viens de dรฉcouvrir quโ€™on ne sent pas quand un mec รฉjacule en toi ma vie est ruinรฉe
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They first baby in the car seat behind em like
Chrisean wants another chance and a baby from Blueface, promising she will take good care of their baby ๐Ÿ˜ญ "I won't mess it up this time."
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Loveee the effort you put for the kiddo and his friends, just wish yah took some time to make a simple design in canva or something instead of all that ai gen slop! Everything else yah did was pure and genuine love: the organization, painted ball, TP setup, etc. All that was missing was that same level of care and creativity in the designs printed on everything ๐ŸŽจ ๐Ÿซถ
i ateeee my sonโ€™s birthday sleepover๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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I hate the brewers, but come on, an AI slop poster? A physical poster!? I don't care if it looks like it was made by children in Sesame Street, grab some poska markers and sharpies and pour that passion on the canvas!
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So if cowboy detaches when high nooning, can yah sky (dive) noon from a super high point and hit the enemies on the way down? ๐Ÿค”
RIP Sky Noon. Gone but not forgotten ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
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Overwatch servers down, snap down?? Yo we under attack lowkey??
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It was horrible, but it's over. And the amazingly fucked up part about baseball is that we can easily just go and win tomorrow 10-2 like nothing happened. Will it? Probably not after 162 games, Ive seen many times where cubs dropped a game by double digits just to win by the same amount the next day #believe
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