Sadia 🦋

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Twitter users who can't even read three lines are going to look at 20 images?

Maybe I don't understand how rigid corporate culture can be, but is Outlook being down really that big a deal? Can't you just access your emails on the Web instead?

Why do drivers change lanes without signaling? Do they think it looks cool?

Even in this outage, Teams continues to perform seamlessly like the apocalyptic cockroach that it is.

At a certain age, you realize that staying home doing absolutely nothing is the best decision in the world.

Why do people suck on each other’s necks and leave red marks? Do they want everyone to know they’ve been fucked?

bitch if i have 13 followers why am i not getting 13 likes on my tweet.

People who eat something in the car and throw the trash out onto the road are very uncivilized.

People who listen to Reels at full volume on public transport are retarded.

anyone who uses twitter in light mode is a psychopath.

Dear Microsoft, No rush. Take your time. Spend time with your family. Prioritize your mental health. Happy Friday All Sincerely, Every corporate employee.😭

half of Twitter wants to hook up and the other half wants to kill themselves.

Yummm, I was sitting having coffee with my dad when he suddenly came over, kissed me on the head, said I love you, and left !!!!! Please God, don’t let it be who I’m thinking of

I hate this bad habit I have of only talking to people if they talk to me first.

The marital relationship in 2005: - Husband: The kids are asleep, come lie next to me. - Wife: Just a minute, let me turn off the lights. - The relationship begins The marital relationship in 2026:

Who are you? I want a philosophical answer without mentioning your name.

“you look tired” thanks i’m trying to stay alive

Define your music taste with two artists.

Name a movie that you have watched at least five times and would watch again if it came on. No overthinking.