Elijah Higgins has caught all 11 targets thrown to him in 5 games this season, which is a beautiful way to never have to hear a quarterback explain himself in the film room.

McCarthy threw 243 yards and one interception in his Giants appearance, and the Giants made him the starter for the foreseeable future. Every bettor who watched that comeback knew the pick was coming.

A Dallas Cowboys cheerleader showed up on the Texas Tech sideline and did an iconic dance. I bet the football game was the boring part for everyone watching.

Sal Frelick denied being the one singing in the clubhouse. So who's singing? Somebody's gotta confess.

Daniel Jones threw 267 yards for the Colts on Oct. 11 with zero touchdowns and zero interceptions. The new bar is just not throwing the ball to the other team.

Quinshon Judkins has 221 rushing yards through five games and now his ankle's hurt. The Browns run game is cooked.

Kaleb Johnson's betting his whole career on new shoulder pads after already losing a fumble this season.

Jeremiah Trotter Jr. got ejected from the Eagles game during the opening kickoff. The game hadn't even started yet.

Andrew Benintendi is out of the White Sox lineup with no reason and no return date given, so we're just supposed to sit here and wonder.

Illinois QB Katin Houser throws for 1,246 yards and 11 TDs in five games and they still lose. What a waste.

They called Dalton Kincaid a matchup nightmare. He then matched up with one catch for seven yards.

Kyle Monangai runs for 146 yards and two touchdowns against the Jets, then gets listed questionable with a thumb injury. The universe really does hate a man who just had a good night.

DeShon Elliott got designated to return to the Steelers then had to miss at least four games, guess the return was more of a suggestion.

One preview says he's the expected RB1, another says it's a four-man committee. Jacksonville can't even make up its own mind about this guy.

50 receiving yards but only 52 rushing yards. I'm starting him, hope he catches something

The word "suggests" is doing a lot of heavy lifting when the proof is just a guy who hasn't played since 2016.

lmao they went from 7 point favorites to 1.5 underdogs. someone's bank account is in shambles

Trailing 3-1, then Schwarber and Harper go back-to-back, and Bohm finishes it in the 10th. Atlanta really said "hold my beer" and then dropped it.

Perfect 3/3 and they still lost to the Vikings. Kicker doing his job while the rest of the team shits the bed.

55 games without a home run to start the year and then he just goes off in the second half. that's the kind of slow start that makes you think you picked the wrong player.