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@SaftyInNumbers

Member Of The Resistance 🇺🇸. "Get down on your knees for Umphrey's McGees"😎 Spoonie🥄 No DMs‼️

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August@SaftyInNumbers20 Aug 2014
In loving memory of one of the most raging Umphreaks with all my love. Chris Keefer (aka: ps guy) August 20, 2009
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You can’t despise these vile people enough.
MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) profile pictureMeidasTouch
@MeidasTouchOct 23
NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy says Amy Acton being a victim of childhood sexual abuse makes her “flawed” while defending his ad featuring her estranged mother. “In politics sometimes it's a tough sport.”
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Time for another dementia test
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 22
Trump on Melania: And I said, Baby, how good was that tonight? Was that the best? Nobody can do it like me, baby. And she said, what happened to you? Are you OK?
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@JoJoFromJerzOct 22
Oh this is FUCKING Delicious.
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@APOct 22
BREAKING: President Trump must sit for a deposition in his defamation lawsuit against the BBC by Dec. 11, a judge orders. apnews.com/article/trump-bbc…

Judge orders Trump to sit for a deposition in his defamation lawsuit against the BBC by Dec. 11

A federal judge has ordered President Donald Trump to sit for a deposition in his $10 billion defamation lawsuit against the BBC by Dec. 11. The order Thursday from U.S.

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@JoJoFromJerzOct 22
How long before he starts threatening to strike female reporters?
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 22
Trump snaps at woman reporter: "Get that light out of my face"
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Happy Halloween! Nothing scarier than term limits. 😬🎃 Stick around for a sing-along séance. #Mitchcraft #HalloweenSpecial #Parody
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GOP campaign tour
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@covie_93Oct 23
This man is not well.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 23
YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇 WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
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The internet remains undefeated.
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New ringtone just dropped.
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Trump: "Seriously did any ever see the build, the body. Did anybody ever see this. He got the body; he's got the body of a 30-year-old." He is obsessed with men lately. Today it's RFK Jr. 🤣🤣🤣
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Jared Kushner had access to foreign slush funds in bank accounts into which at least $2 billion were transferred by UAE ruler and MBS, book excerpt alleges sg.news.yahoo.com/jared-kush…
Jared Kushner Had Access To Foreign Slush Funds, Book Excerpt Alleges

Jared Kushner Had Access To Foreign Slush Funds, Book Excerpt Alleges

Kushner has denied the allegations in a response on social media.

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MF looking like the Abominable Dr. Phibes.
Covie (@covie_93) profile pictureCovie
@covie_93Oct 23
Behold the healthiest president in history!
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@kimOct 23
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Chalkystring (@chalkystring) profile pictureChalkystring@chalkystringOct 22
There's only one reason he's doing this: to stop Alex Gibney's new documentary "Musk" from being streamed on HBO Max in January. @alexgibneyfilm predicted it and it's happening. Go see the film NOW. Before you can't.
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History will look back at these three oxygen wasting cocksplats™️ as a stain on humanity that no amount of whitewashing, propaganda or fucking lies will ever erase. May they spend eternity in the hell they’ve inflicted on others.
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After publicly coming out as a homosexual at his last three rallies, President Trump incorporates new mandatory White House dress code for all male staffers.
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“The billionaires… the billionaires…”
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The truth about Trump and MAGA
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@QuadcarlOct 22
What a disgusting thing for Megyn R. Kelly to say about Christina Applegate.
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Hey MAGA….here’s the lunatic you voted for you empty headed fucking numbskulls…
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😂😅😂🤣
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 23
“And they've never given you the Nobel Peace Prize, by the way, which is a disgrace. So, what I came up with, Mr. President, is a new award. It's called the Man of the Century award, OK?”
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