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Heard he's a scientist or something ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Brits who avoid WW3 call-up could face 'shame' and even employment issues mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wwโ€ฆ
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The UK has no conscription and the government has no plans to reintroduce it. The article speculates on hypothetical future scenarios which it states are not currently being contemplated. questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questiโ€ฆ commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefโ€ฆ mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wโ€ฆ
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Hope the club implodes
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: CHAOS AT MANCHESTER UNITED Doors are being SLAMMED across the Manchester United offices! ๐Ÿ’ฃโ€จ Shouting echoing through the corridorsโ€ฆ staff are telling us the atmosphere is TOXIC. ๐Ÿ˜ค The Red Devils are in full CRISIS MODE
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YOU GONNA LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS? THEY THINK YOU'RE A BOZO! PROVE THEM WRONG! @HMRCgovuk
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง NEW: An investigation has found that Manchester City has failed to pay around ยฃ12 million in tax [@DanNeidle]
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Tears in my eyes, banish City to Azerbaijan ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!! STRIP THEM OF ALL THEIR TITLES AND RELEGATE THEM TO LEAGUE 2!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!! STRIP THEM OF ALL THEIR TITLES AND RELEGATE THEM TO LEAGUE 2!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
๐Ÿšจ EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721โ€ฆ
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Samo ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ retweeted
๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ Champions League edition. #UCL
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Samo ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ retweeted
Air ล eลกko ๐ŸŒŸ #UCL
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The largest pediatric amputee population in the world was created by the likes of this genocidal demon. The resistance managed to take his foot. So @adidas chose to make him the face of their company. I hope good people of the world let Adidas know they made a toxic decision to cheer genocide. May it poison their brand forever.
ADIDAS launches โ€œSINGLE-SHOE SERVICE" for Israeli soldiers who lost a foot in Gaza. Boycotting is the least we can do.
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Our club delaying signings so the all or nothing documentary looks good... We're not winning a single trophy this season ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ | Fabrizio Romano: โ€œManchester United signing a left-back is almost GUARANTEED. โ€œIt could be 2 more signings AFTER Baleba.โ€ [@FabrizioRomano, YT]
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Mainoo, Rashford, Nkunku...
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ| BREAKING: Christopher Nkunku has been told he is ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐’๐€๐‹๐„ by Ruben Amorim. ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท [@FabrizioRomano]
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We proudly present our new head coach. ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€จโ€จWelcome, Xavi Hernรกndez! ๐Ÿงก #NothingLikeOranje #Xavi2030
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"my uncle needs a trim" I'm finished ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
He got a guy to pay for his uncles trim Iโ€™m dead man๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Tears they cornered him on live like a rat ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Genuinely how is he trying to control the narrative
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Giving 700 great British pounds to a twitter nigga is natural selection imma be real ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I'm rinsing this clip ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I can't see kettles the same...
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This is all I see ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Somalia World Cup finals closer to reality
Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

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