NYC Smash Bros. commentator sponsored by Encore Esports. Waiting for the day when you all will realize that Slap City is the best platform fighter.

Irvington, NY
Joined January 2014
So I've started labbing and I'm not sure whether this has been discovered yet, but you can recreate smash 4 SH eggs with Yoshi by initiating a FF at the peak of your jump and then egging before touhing the ground. This avoids the height gain from an immediate jump egg.
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"Most people think my pop-offs are excessive," Hbox said, "but what they don’t realize is that most of them are barely detectable." "I guess we only notice the big ones, huh?” I said. Hbox began to walk away. "Oh, and buddy?” he said, turning back. "I'm popping off right now."
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The best part of Smash Con was seeing everyone again. From the old NXM crew, @SaltyFun_SSB @Ckalebtoday @NYU_MeGa @sweetbabyzays @Skewersewer, to the Ridcord gang, @JamesOP18 and the rest of @RidleyDiscord, these are the people who make it worth sticking with the game.
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That was actually one of the happiest grand finals I have ever seen. What an ending.
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It is with great pleasure that I announce that I am about to get absolutely mauled like a kitten by mango on stream at #smashcon2023 Twitch.tv/vgbootcamp2
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"Why did they stop cheering for me the moment I reached the top?" I asked the master. He nodded. "Your fans loved the part of you they saw in themselves," the master replied. "They've been underdogs their whole life; they simply cannot imagine themselves as champions."
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Based and Pokemon Sleep-pilled
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Seeing people call the interpretive dance or ukulele apology videos "the worst responses ever" makes me really sad the Smash Bros combo video in response to being called a racist didn't attract more attention
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Happy to announce the Q2 2023 Westchester Power Rankings! Many of you have already had some insane performances to start off Q3, looking forward to the rest of the summer!
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logging onto twitter dot com this afternoon
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Behold what is left of a man who's favorite part of Morbius was Morbin Time.
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this band fucking sucks
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AI-generated Family Guy was banned on Twitch
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>woman offers to sell me a time machine >ask if it creates branching time or a time loop >she doesn’t understand >I pull out a diagram showing branching time vs loops >"it’s a good time machine" >I buy the time machine >it’s a time loop >woman offers to sell me a time machine
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I'm actually still seeing people lighting up cigarettes in the street. Like, wtf my guy, just breathe in.
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There was an opportunity here
I SAY, I SAY - YOU'RE PISSIN' TOO DARN LOUD, BOY! IT'S LATE AT NIGHT AND YOUR PISSIN' RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOWL LIKE YOU'RE FRYING CHICKEN IN THERE! YOU GOTTA PISS ON THE SIDE, BOY! MAKE IT A STEALTH MISSION! YOU'RE CAUSING A WHOLE RUCKUS PISSIN' LIKE THAT, BOY -
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To help you take on Shadow Mewtwo, we’re giving away codes for Purified Gems if we reach 150k RT! To participate: Follow us on Twitter RT this post with #ShadowRaids Receive confirmation reply If we reach our target, we’ll send participants a code for Shadow Raid–themed items!
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My favorite part of organizing my own Birthday Party is always trying to figure out which friend filled out the Google Form as "Neil Anblomi"
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Somebody applying for a job at my company actually tried just reading off of chatgpt for the entirety of the technical interview, lol
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