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Joined March 2009
BINGA x MACHINEDRUM x CESCO le.ffm.to/NICHEFLEX
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Christopher Rau - Weird Alps such an all time fave
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
she looks like Big Birds pussy
this was so high fashion of her
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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My experience partying all night at Berghain in Berlin made me think of how we're lacking this experience in the San Francisco tech scene. We can literally become the coolest, most tasteful social scene on Earth if we had our version of Berghain, but better. So let's build it. The best aspect of Berhain is how they select who gets in. The club has a vibe and atmosphere, and if you aren't wearing the right clothes or have the right demeanor, you don't get in. That's how you cultivate a tasteful crowd. We can improve on this by only letting in high agency, talented operators in the tech scene who can still pull off dope outfits, so no geeks. SF is in dire need of late night venues, and Berghain goes until 8am. That's a little too crazy for high net worth operators who are changing the world so we could do something like 2am. Berghain also is kinda dark and in a weird building so we'd put the club in a SoMa corporate office that we convert to speakeasy or barcade vibe. Maybe add a quiet area for people to bring their laptops and work? I honestly feel like we're improving on the Berghain form here, especially by swapping out the crowd of weird partiers in inappropriate clothes (or lack there of) with insanely cracked founders and engineers. I'm super stoked about this idea, SF tech could really run the dopest parties on the planet.
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Alternatively treat urself to a vinyl & t-shirt bundle: cescomusicuk.bandcamp.com/al… it is Friday, after all…
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
Do not send me a screenshot of an AI summary to explain something to me. Consequences will be swift and devastating (I will simply not look at it at all)
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
Texting is really nice on the Duo
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People are miserable because life is miserable. People should be able to afford a little treat and nobody running for office has a plan to fix that.
All politics now comes down to The Treat
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
Yet another data point to remind us that the economy is in fact, NOT good.
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Finally, someone with the guts to say it
"Listening to music" is such a low bar hobby that any idiot can do it and thats why many of them get upset when you say you have better things to do than eating up slop just because your favourite pedophile celeb released another "album"
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
Yeah Euston is bad because it’s ugly, has shit shops and constantly fucked trains - but imagine combining that with a nonsensical layout, low ceilings so you can’t see ahead of yourself, last min platform announcements AND then filling it with the UK’s most inefficient travellers
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Everything got easier, and everything got worse
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
I am crying real tears
A Mexican who learned English in an Italian accent because he worked in pizza restaurants This man is a cum town bit come to life
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YBYB aka YA BWOI YUNG BINGLES retweeted
If you think that normal people are going to build their own custom software with AI instead of just pressing a button to download what someone else already made, it makes me wonder if you've ever met a normal person once in your entire life
Software is dead It's now the era of personal software and everyone just builds what they need whenever they need it I think
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