Sam Blaufuss

Maybe now I can sleep. Goodbye everyone

My mom says twitter and all my other social networks are becoming a distraction, so I have to delete them now. You can all celebrate now

Well I guess I'll just have to go to Mr. Erickson and say that I'm going to have my butt kicked for no reason

@carlie_blaufuss love you too

@carlie_blaufuss I don't know not much longer

Why would I try to piss off a guy twice my size who could beat the snot out of me whenever he feels like it

@Thomas_Casey123 what?

Twitter makes people act in an unfortunate way

So I'm not the only one who is constantly getting visited by Mormons

It okay everyone it looks like they're working on it

Why is Jennifer Lawrence never anyone's #wcw? What is wrong with you people

Made my record for twenty slices of watermelon at the feed today

Julia got haxxed

@carlie_blaufuss I heart you

That tweet was not meant to hurt any feelings I was just saying I probably couldn't handle Jacey and Juliana being "too swaggy"

Based on the tweets I've seen so far I would probably kill myself if I were in the same van as Jacey and Juliana right now

@carlie_blaufuss day off

I see all your childhood pictures and raise you me when I used to be Katy perry

I dare anyone to challenge my levels of procrastination