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@SamJobe05
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@SamJobe05
Aug 29
Don’t ever speak against my king again
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@SamJobe05
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The der Klassiker is next we really have to tighten up
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@mausiala
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how it feels
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@SamJobe05
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My wife🥹🥹
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jobe played so well today
#healings
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@BlackYellow
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Undisputed MOTM. 🏆
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@BlackYellow
2h
AN INSANE FINISH!
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@SamJobe05
2h
I know you’re angry jobe but you look good as hell
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elle 🐾
@yunhogameboi
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jobe was magnificent this is what you get when you (YES YOU NIKO KOVAC) plays him in his right position deadass don't play with me
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@SamJobe05
2h
And in the end Marcel Sabitzer saved us
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Borussia Dortmund
@BlackYellow
2h
SABI FREE KICK WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
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@SamJobe05
2h
SABITZERRRRRR!!! HOLY FUCK
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@SamJobe05
2h
How the fuck was that not a foul
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@SamJobe05
2h
Oh my goodness jobe
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@SamJobe05
2h
OH MY FUCKING GOD DORTMUND YOU FUCKING BUMSSS
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@SamJobe05
2h
AND They fucking scored RYERSON WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
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@SamJobe05
2h
A fucking penalty bro…. ryerson when I fucking catch you
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@SamJobe05
3h
Wow what a great first half
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@SamJobe05
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Nmecha you bum what tf was that throw
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@SamJobe05
3h
Whew jobecarney healings
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@BlackYellow
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DOUBLING OUR LEAD!!!!! CARNEYYYYY!!!!!!
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