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Houston, TX
Joined June 2011
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sometimes you gotta just play Headlines by Drake and tell yourself you’re back
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me shifting back into ted lasso mode
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The first trailer for ‘TED LASSO’ Season 4 has been released. The new season follows Ted Lasso as he returns to coach a women's football team. Releasing August 5 on Apple TV.
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Everyone’s waking up and switching to natural fiber. My #1 recommendation is Pact. Certified organic cotton so they’re free of PFAs, harsh chemicals, pesticides, yes, and organic through the entire supply chain, not just the fiber (which is where most brands stop)
🚨BREAKING: I launched an investigation into Lululemon over the potential presence of toxic "forever chemicals" in activewear.
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Introducing Parker: The world's first AI Creative Director. 100+ brands like Grüns, Lume and Legends use us already. RT + Comment "Parker" and I'll send you 100+ AI prompt engineers for hire.
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Gregory reacting to cosmic events is my new favorite genre I know the images seem pretty random in his calendar but they’re actually telling a bit of a story. One illustrating the risks of unbridled curiosity and excessive indulgence 😿
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We’re not in Richmond anymore. #TedLasso Season 4 is now in production.
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Finally found the dang password to this thing. Sorry y’all. What’d I miss?
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January 1 2025 January 31 2025 #TraitorsUS
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The Louisiana ‘I Voted’ sticker was designed by William Joyce who gave us, among other wonderful things, ‘Rolie Polie Olie’, ‘Rise of the Guardians’ and ‘Meet The Robinsons’ so I feel like our state sticker won for this election cycle. The crawfish is named Marc DeBallot btw! 😊
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The mental health impacts of being able to walk to a little coffee shop in your neighborhood cannot be overstated, imho
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what i feel like right now telling the people in my life about ted lasso season 4
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#BB26 Exactly! Tucker is not your typical “comp beast.” He’s winning equitable comps, takes huge risk, doesn’t “follow the house,” is NOT in a majority alliance, & is playing HIS OWN game at all cost. THAT’S why I like him. We haven’t seen something like this in years. I STAN.
Why is it all of sudden controversial to like the comp beasts? We are not bind to hating the same archetype every year when personalities and the circumstances of the season are different #BB26
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u will never be this young again in your life, go have fun
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sorry for sending 10 messages in a row beginning with “also”… i’m a real ponderer
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hey sorry i didn't respond i started cooking a recipe that said it would take 30 minutes and it actually took 40 years
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Me at any given moment in the day: WHAT IF HE’S WRITTEN MINE ON MY UPPER THIGH ONLY IN MY MIND”
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this prophet
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me at the premiere
A live-action ‘THE SIMS’ movie is in the works. Margot Robbie is set to produce with Kate Herron set to direct. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/margot-ro…)
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