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Joburg•Mbabane•Brazzaville
Joined April 2012
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I mean the problem with social media is everything becomes a wave. You don't even understand the significance of why a movement was birthed
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Do you know how endemic corruption and maladministration have to be in order for this to be your reaction to a short stretch of road? 😭😭😭
Abuja people are now laughing at Lagosians because of the new Apo Road. Lagosians can’t shade Abuja people again. 😂😂
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Always remember, people who cannot coherently form theory of mind of their contemporaries but make sweeping moral judgments are neither insightful or intelligent; they are insecure cry bullies who project their internal dialogue to you. It never misses.
Your standard black DA voter is easy to explain. They are classist. They believe that poverty means you deserve suffering. They do not care if people are wading through sewage in Philippi. As long as it's not happening in Milnerton.
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Whether it is the perpetually woke baizhou, or the Andrew Tate-ian misogynist, they are two sides of the same coin.
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The Black middle class is problematic if we can be honest. They too seem to have voted around the preservation of their priviledge. Most of them never experienced apartheid. They have some unlearning to do. They will be reminded in these 5 years that they actually aren't White.
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Inshallah the DA wins in Joburg. 🙏
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Let me get this straight, an Austrian doomer tells you to leave your home because… reasons? People need to apply critical thinking.
💔💔the cold undiluted truth!!!
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Inshallah, God GIVE ME LIFE.
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Maybe I’m getting older but I’ve been having dreams in which I’m not only a father but I’m a girl Dad. Not too sure what my subconscious is trying to tell me.
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Genuinely, fuck you.
25 women and girls. That’s how many were killed 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮 in conflict zones in 2025. #Peace must mean safety for women and girls. 🔗 More on the @UN Secretary-General's report on #WomenPeaceSecurity: unwomen.org/en/news-stories/… #ForAllWomenAndGirls
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
According to the same UN report, women and girls accounted for one in four of over 37,000 civilian deaths in 2025. Men and boys were the remaining three-quarters. The report notes men are still likelier to be killed. unwomen.org/en/articles/fa…
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This was like a live action version of The PowerPuff Girls jumping Mojo JoJo.
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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Never, ever make the mistake of blurring the lines between staff and family. Your maid should always be treated with decency and respect, but she too must recognize her role and never overstep her boundaries. This is a mistake I’ve seen too many times.
I don’t know how some of you guys were raised but helpers were like family. We still had to clean our rooms. She would deep clean it once a month. She never touches shoes. She would wash the dishes during the day but at night it was our responsibility to wash dishes.
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And always without exception replace the maid within a 3-5 year window. No matter their performance. It is unfair to expect them to remain at that station in their most productive period of their lives.
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No dog in this fight, but as I understand it, the concern is that the majority (who are Christians) are increasingly (and rightly) wary of the creeping Islamization of everyday life from benign Halaal food labels, to foreign policy choices in SA.
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I have a particularly rich background having grown up and lived in Muslim communities since I was a child so I see this as a storm in a tea cup, however I am sympathetic to the instinct to affirm one’s culture if/when cultural erasure occurs or is perceived to.
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The concern however is the increasingly sectarian nature of political debate as a result of mass uncontrolled migration.
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INSHALLAH GOD GIVE ME LIFE!
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In my opinion KG is more of a Wayne Rooney type. He’ll have a stellar career, basically generational, but for a multitude of (off-field & consistency) reasons there’s this slight feeling he didn’t quite meet his potential to be the best ever. Fantastic with the new ball.
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KG is one of the best if not the best of his generation. But one feels he could’ve been even greater, if that makes sense. He is also one of the better “athletes” in cricket. He’s blessed with fantastic athleticism. Fast twitch muscle fibers probably explain his variance.
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This is the real reason why my worst fear in life is being referred to as a “real man” on Twitter. Look at this shit. Like, really, have a look at it.
I want men to answer this - so you've loved a kid for 5 years, the kid also loves you dearly. But DNA test shows you're not the biological father. You stop loving the kid? How???? Your beef should be with the mom. The kid did you no wrong. You are the only father he/she knows.
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“What made you go with that verse?”
I didn't, but also caught her cheating. Video called her this one time and she didn't want to turn on the lights. When she eventually got up the bed I heard her pussy queef out fluids.. I'm a very observant gent, I just keep it moving.
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