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Joined February 2009
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The prisoner's dilemma is only a dilemma if you're a grass.
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Bumped into a lad I sometimes see in the shop and chat to about football. He's a big Man U fan. As our eyes met to acknowledge each other, he preemptively declared "shoot the lot of them." – at Manchester, England
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Apparently the fash were out in Manchester today. Mr. S went to meet them. – at Manchester, England
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2 keffiyehs, 1 homemade sign, 1 Shrek costume. Median British leftists. – at Manchester, England
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"There will be a minutes silence as we remember those who made the ultimate sacrifice at Stamford Bridge" okay calm down 1066!
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In conversation with normal not-online people earlier, the question arose of how many people are killed by vending machines every year. Every atom of my being was screaming to say "counting or not counting gang violence?"
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Maybe It Will Happen Today: AI Bubble Edition
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The number of people who dont get the core joke in The Simpsons. It is easier to imagine end of the world than the employment prospects before transition to a service economy. – at Manchester, England
Terrible analogy, if The Simpsons was real then Homer Simpson would be on good money
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Shane Gillis whining about what women wear to the gym has reminded me of the time I was walking there and thought I was being catcalled, until I realised I was wearing an Ajax training top and it was actually two Dutch builders chanting "... PSV, PSV ..."
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A wholesome turn of events.
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When I used to dare wear Everton shirts to the gym, men would stop me in the street to explain to me where we were going wrong tactically. I am absolute not joking. – at Manchester, England
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The final nail in the coffin of the Long 90s. – at Manchester, England
Russell Brand has told the court that he couldn't persuade a single person to come and give evidence on his behalf.
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When I've asked for the living room painted dusky peach – at Manchester, England
Replying to @TheGunnersWay
Salmon is not good enough
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I wouldn't last one shift at a Wetherspoons.
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I wouldn't last one shift at a Starbucks. I probably wouldn't last one shift of the self checkouts at Big ASDA. When did minimum wage graft become such a collosal feat of endurance.
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Hey quick question, what the FUCK do you mean???
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Jimmy Anderson first played for Lancashire before 9/11
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Substantially before.
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I've been achieving nothing whilst sounding like a cat shinning up a french blind.
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated.
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