Bumped into a lad I sometimes see in the shop and chat to about football. He's a big Man U fan.
As our eyes met to acknowledge each other, he preemptively declared "shoot the lot of them." – at Manchester, England
In conversation with normal not-online people earlier, the question arose of how many people are killed by vending machines every year. Every atom of my being was screaming to say "counting or not counting gang violence?"
The number of people who dont get the core joke in The Simpsons.
It is easier to imagine end of the world than the employment prospects before transition to a service economy. – at Manchester, England
Shane Gillis whining about what women wear to the gym has reminded me of the time I was walking there and thought I was being catcalled, until I realised I was wearing an Ajax training top and it was actually two Dutch builders chanting "... PSV, PSV ..."
When I used to dare wear Everton shirts to the gym, men would stop me in the street to explain to me where we were going wrong tactically.
I am absolute not joking. – at Manchester, England
I wouldn't last one shift at a Starbucks.
I probably wouldn't last one shift of the self checkouts at Big ASDA.
When did minimum wage graft become such a collosal feat of endurance.