@samwhyte

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Coz I was here first.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Reminder that if you tip me any amount on ko-fi, you can ask me to write a scandalous lie about you and publish it below! Or you can just tip me because you're in a position to do so and life is hard. Or perhaps you desire a secret third thing? ko-fi.com/samwhytebluesky

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If you've got some garish diamanté poppy dangling from your lanyard, or some big plastic monstrosity affixed to your house - I assume a commensurate amount of money has been sent to The Royal British Legion, yeah?
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All the muck that was thrown at him can be best described by the same term: tittle tattle. A man was hounded to death over tittle tattle.
Uńo @owenhabel222h
Clearing his name after he’s no longer here to see it. Rest in peace, Professor Jason Arday. You deserved your flowers while you were still, here. #writing #WritingCommmunity
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I cannot conceive of being an Everton fan who went today. It is beyond my social imagination.
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The only way I'd end up agreeing to Arsenal away in October is if I was pissed. Really enthusiastic pissed. That time of night you commit to a weekend in Dubrovnik with someone you met 20 minutes prior.
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1 soy sauce fish per trick-or-treater
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I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my ‘Ali G’ interview
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Bristol are banging a truly heroic amount of ket. – at Manchester, England
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I know there's a lot of disposable income flowing through Bristol uni, but that does not account for four Barcelonas worth of Ketamine. – at Manchester, England
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As someone who once dropped a hundred quid on an ashes casket that came with the wrong name on, sign me up. – at Manchester, England
Rachael✨@_rach_aelOct 20
Yer Ma bought yer Da's urn from Sports Direct
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I find the price of coffins and ashes caskets profane. We're literally burning one and burying the other. I want a fancy funeral, but do not pay for any form of container for me. Stick me in an old fridge so you don't have to pay the council for a large item collection. – at Manchester, England
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The crazy thing about Manchester United is that I'm still surprised every time.
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There must be a kind of neural imprint of a successful Manchester United that we all developed at a suggestible age, and that is immutable, regardless of how much evidence you pelt it with.
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Fourking hell.
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Zirkezee replacing Fernandes. Extremely Proper Football Man.
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I have never been clear what problem flying cars are attempting to solve.
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Tottenham Hotspur
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Blue Monday | A bit of positivity? 🟦 @lesroberts77 & @daviddownie17 on an uninspiring afternoon of #Everton and your positives from Saturday - a bit of a mixed bag all round. 🔊 pod.fo/e/6ce8ff 📺 youtu.be/Pt5-7x1-qS4 🟡 patreon.com/TheBlueRoomExtra…
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Sorry to be tediously factual, but limiting the number of painkillers you can buy at one timeis an effective harm reduction strategy. Most overdoses are impulsive. Often people are intoxicated and disinhibited. If you have fewer pills in your home you are less likely to die.
zelda 🍉✭@hfkzeldaOct 14
scare a european
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Deaths from paracetamol poisoning dropped by 43% when restrictions on the number you could buy was imposed. Most impulsive ODs aren't a premeditated and considered attempt to die, they are a scream of despair. But paracetamol will kill you either way. bmj.com/press-releases/2013/…

43% reduction in deaths from paracetamol due to smaller pack sizes

bmj.com
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I cannot emphasise enough what a hideous death people suffer from paracetamol poisoning. Without swift treatment you can't be saved. You don't just drift off to sleep. You slowly die over about a week in terrible pain and vomiting blood. We must not fuck about with paracetamol.
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