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Sam Losco

@Sam_Losco

I'm not the real Sam Losco, idiots! Sunnyvale's biggest pimp/former driveway paver/hot dog enthusiast/your new daddy.

 Sunnyvale Trailer Park
Joined November 2011
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Actually, I'll field this one: not fucking likely
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Has Jim Lahey gone a full day without getting shitfaced in the last 40 years? #AskTrump teapawt.org/Mr_Lahey_/status/64602…
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JB@JayBeatts8 Jul 2015
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@Sam_Losco "I'm mowing the air Rand" greatest line and scene ever.
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Dooo Till@dutild8 Jul 2015
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@Sam_Losco The caveman always gets the girl Ricky
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Skwanch@StKittsShawn8 Jul 2015
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@Sam_Losco People take too many showers, Ricky
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@Sam_Losco I dont have enough people words to make it understand you the way it understands me
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@Sam_Losco How about favorite GIF? teapawt.org/SamWalkerOBX/status/61…
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It's that time again, dickweeds. Holla at ya boy Sammy with your favorite TPB quotes and I may give you a retweet!
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Who's excited for season 10?! #TPB #SnoopDogg
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I've met cats and dogs smarter than Ricky
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The day I actually make child support payments is the day Ricky graduates from Harvard #CavemanStyle
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Well, looks like I just found my new go-to coffee shop! teapawt.org/SanditonCoffee/status/…
Sanditon Coffee (@SanditonCoffee) profile pictureSanditon Coffee@SanditonCoffee13 May 2013
We just received a DM that just said "Wanna fuck?" and then a link. We cannot fuck anybody. We are a coffee shop.
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And you people say I'm fucked in the head. No one tops the liquor monkey @Mr_Lahey_ in that department!
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Ricky: "The metamorphosis is complete. Sam is an actual caveman"
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You're fucking right that's offensive! Cavemen have feelings too, you dickheads
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Back to the scene of the crime where I kidnapped Randy Bobandy. Gimme my fuckin' money or Randy's dead @Mr_Lahey_
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The @NSLiberal govt. just FUCKED us. Thanks a lot @StephenMcNeil and @dianawhalenNS bit.ly/1CZr45z
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As a result, Trailer Park Boys will most likely be looking for a new home. Where do you want them to go? Thanks fuckers! @NSLiberal
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The @NSLiberal party slashed Nova Scotia's film industry tax credit today. Make sure you bake them some homemade fuckoffs for doing so!
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Who's getting extra greasy tonight?
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