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Lvl 28 old man who copes by being a dog on the internet. ๐Ÿ”ž18+MDNI. Combat Vet. Pan AF ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆbanner ๐ŸŽจ @riverfops Room temp๐ŸŒก๏ธ iq & big penis VR & IRL content๐Ÿ‘€

DMV Squad ๐Ÿ™
Joined June 2024
How I am about people dropping hints If you want penis please just tell me I am scared and confused ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Boss makes a quarter I make a dime Thatโ€™s why I jerk it crazy style On company time
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These right here are the freedoms that I fought for. This makes the sacrifices worth it, for people to come out and be able to give their voices and opinions and vote, and empower themselves. Proud to be an American on this historic day. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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something something 14 werewolves slightly belated seasonal magma, it was a ton of fun anyways
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Sample The Dog retweeted
[CNC] Be careful at night! There are werewolves in the city! You might find yourself in the claws of the wrong man @SharkyBaits
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Happy Halloween yโ€™all ๐ŸŽƒ Knife play anyone? ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ”ช
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Just letting everyone know that when the Cyberpunk roleplay servers come out fully yโ€™all might lose me for a bit because ya choom here is gonna be lost in the sauce over it
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Had a great weekend with @StyxMutt and @Luciid_syn They were both so well behaved~ Mostly ๐Ÿ‘€ Whoโ€™s coming to hang out next? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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If youโ€™re in my discord though youโ€™d have already seen this pic btw ๐Ÿ‘€ Yall should like totes join ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
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Take your bottoms to Micro Center itโ€™s like taking your dogs to the dog park ๐Ÿ™ Let them look at keyboards and 3D printers till they tire themselves out W/ @StyxMutt and @Luciid_syn
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Remember to feed your bottoms chat Featuring @Luciid_syn and @StyxMutt ๐Ÿ™
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Took a cialis before work and leaked precum in my chinos
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โ€œWhatโ€™s your biggest impact on the internet?โ€ Iโ€™m the guy who made the Kirk version of the meme almost immediately after it happened ๐Ÿ˜…
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" This.
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Sharing is caring โค๏ธ
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Guys, I have a confession and Iโ€™m sorry you have to find out this way I unironically like the โ€œdirty birdโ€œ song To the point where if someone is going to do a music video rather IRL or in VR please let me know I will gladly help ๐Ÿ˜…
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I wanna smooch all my oomfies Girls included uwu
This is love๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโค๏ธ
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PA ren fair kinda badass fr fr
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On that grind ๐Ÿ™ gotta be able to give the best hugs ๐Ÿ’ช
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CHAT Iโ€™M FAMOUS WE HIT THE BIG LEAGUES
Missed our latest announcement for #Anthrocon 2027? Make sure you save the following: ๐Ÿ’Ž Ultrasponsor lottery entry Oct 11-14 ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ All other Reg levels start Oct 20 ๐ŸŽจ Dealers applications start Oct 20, ends mid November โ„น๏ธ More updates: anthrocon.org/news/anthroconโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ“ธ LionelLeupold
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