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Made you look. Husband, Debate Coach, Career MDiv Student. 100% chance I’d rather be fishing 🎣

Joined April 2022
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Because Twitter won’t let me pin a repost
Final: #Mets 2 - Washington 14
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Extremely funny that this is no longer just a bit
Democratic sacrificial lambs in Trump +69 districts getting the call at 2 am on Wednesday that they’re going to be county groundwater commissioner.
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Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️
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Kansas voted in a Dem senator and did this, by the way.
BREAKING: Kansas approves Amendment: Require citizenship to vote
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Mark Teixeira in every Congressional baseball game
Whole tl celebrating but the Dems are never winning the congressional baseball game 💔💔
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Look, if you’re a Republican you might not be feeling great right now, but trust me: no one knows how fumble the public’s support faster and more efficiently than the Democratic Party.
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In hindsight having every Republican in the country move to Florida over the past few years was shortsighted.
JUST IN: Republican Byron Donalds hits record high in Florida Governor race 91% chance he wins.
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Two days before a total statewide wipeout for the GOP, the GA GOP chair was still relitigating 2020.
I had no idea the Secretary of State adopted emergency election procedures before the 2002 election that dramatically altered how people voted. I did not realize ballot drop boxes were scattered pell mell all over the state during the 2002 election. Or that Fulton County loaded up voting equipment to offer “mobile voting” in select areas in 2002. I also had no idea that in 2002 Georgia suddenly surrendered its signature verification process for absentee voting as elections began. Who knew that Georgia had over 1.3 million people cast paper absentee ballots in the wake of this weakened verification process in the 2002 election? And who can forget the 2002 election being decided by less than 0.1% of all votes cast. Oh wait — that was the 2020 election.
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Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff?
Has Donald Trump ever picked a Senate winner?
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Replying to @damintoell
Gonna sell "I voted for Trump and all I got was impeached" t-shirts.
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Everyone is getting impeached. They’re gonna run out of people to impeach, so Trump will start drafting random citizens on a rolling basis to be federal officers for 15 minutes so that they can be impeached next.
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Trump will be impeached. I will be impeached. You will be impeached. The Pope will be impeached.
Everyone is getting impeached. They’re gonna run out of people to impeach, so Trump will start drafting random citizens on a rolling basis to be federal officers for 15 minutes so that they can be impeached next.
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at this rate, democrats may finally live their dream of a 58,000 person Supreme Court that simply marches into people's homes and starts ruling on things
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Asked my wife if she wanted to watch a show on Disney+ with me later and she was excited and said yes. She doesn’t know yet that it’s Monday Night Football.
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I can’t believe it’s finally here, everybody — the start of the 2028 primaries tomorrow….
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The NYT hyping the endorsement of Jack Mehoff, beloved Michigan Jewish leader, is the perfect capstone to this election.
Yesterday the NYT published a list of what was alleged to be over 500 Michigan “Jewish leaders” supporting El-Sayed. The point of doing so was to paint a narrative that he has strong Jewish support in MI. But did the NYT do any vetting to the list? A quick skim and you notice it includes names like “Jack Mehoff”. I happen to know that one of the names is someone deceased. A majority of the signatories don’t even use their full names, just a last initial, so it’s impossible to confirm these are even real people or Jewish. Why would they publish a story about a completely unreliable list with random names on a google sheet? Because the point was the narrative.
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According to the New York Times, Rabbi Jack Mehoff of Rubintug, MI is one of Abdul El-Sayed's Jewish supporters.
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These people are going to be really disappointed when the results come in tonight and Rick Jackson is the next governor
Republican turnout is looking bad in Georgia. Democrats may sweep all statewide offices and win the State House there tonight 👀
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I think you meant .2%
I don't think twitter is fully prepared for the ~20% possibility of a polling miss in the *other* direction. A ~2-3 point polling error favoring Dems and you get Dem wins in every swing state + South Carolina + Nebraska. The House map would be something like 255-180.
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If you’re betting on the Guam governor’s race, you gotta call the hotline
BREAKING: Republicans now favored to flip Guam's governorship as voters head to the polls on Election Day. 62% chance Vicente Ada wins.
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Trump didn't "kill the pro-life movement". Trump revealed how unprepared and ultimately useless most of the actors in the pro-life movement are. The movement genuinely had no plan besides holding forever fundraisers and galas to overturn Roe and pay girlboss salaries. A post-Roe pro-life movement requires HARD WORK, something which the mainstays of the movement never needed to supply in order to prove themselves, which is why the movement has largely stalled since the Dobbs decision.
Trump definitively killed the Pro-Life movement. It’s over. Lord, have mercy on this wicked generation and the judgement we so deserve.
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