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Joined October 2008
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What time am I supposed to take my child to the park when the sun sets at 5:30?!
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You can have your thoughts but when you have the audacity to say certain things out loud, prepare for the consequences and repercussions of your stupidity.
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The Secret Sauce retweeted
After further review it’s nothing i can do but be even sexier.
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I saw Love Spells on COLORS and now I’m obsessed.
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Why did @Apple decide to change their @AppleMusic icon? 🤔 Threw me off for a few seconds this AM when I was trying to open the app.
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The Secret Sauce retweeted
eventually you gotta recognize that a person constantly disappointing you is on you for giving them the space to keep doing so.
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Why do they have kids wading through water that has all of that bacteria from sewage to get to and from school in this weather?!
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My toddler finds a new way to make my anxiety sky rocket daily.
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The amount of sugar they put in food is insane. I'm looking at recipes like HOW MANY CUPS OF SUGAR?!
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If you hire me for a remote job and try to make it hybrid, I’m going to put in my notice as soon as you do. 🤷‍♀️
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Is it just me or is USPS not like it used to be? Why is it kind of giving PRC?
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Who's bright idea was it to put passwords on DMs. I forgot what I set it to.
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Living in South Florida, we have access to so many things that I love and feel like I don't want to live without. Every time I get asked if I'd move for work, it's a hard no....
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I don’t know, Ya’ll. I think I cook better with a little wine in my system.
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🎻 I love when TikTok puts me on to new people.
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Ya’ll. My son is going through some kind of growling phase. 😭🥴
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This man messing up my instacart order is the universe telling me that I should’ve scheduled my time better to go to Publix myself. 😒
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