Father of 4, husband to 1. Patron of fine ales and wines. Despiser of Southern Rail. So mote it be. All thoughts and comments are my own.
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Ok so the real issue Wes wants us to buy water is that the reservoirs in the south will run out by Christmas.
Deploy the Green Goddess’s and start pumping from Cumbria which was the plan when the bomb was dropped.
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Here for the comments. 😂
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚
The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.
I’ve been asked by the local cubs (they still won’t come to the church service due to ‘diversity’) to talk about Remembrance and the Poppy.
So off to the @PoppyLegion website for some age related resources.
Download.
And it seems men didn’t serve.
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I really can’t understand Tories.
It’s extreme cognitive dissonance.
They’re pretending as though their last attempt of government never happened.
It’s deeply disturbing, and frankly sickening.
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An oldie but a goodie. In 1968 a bunch of entitled hippy bastards sent a letter detailing their specious demands to the Warden and Fellows of Wadham College, Oxford. This was their letter of reply, which speaks to how far the academy has since fallen.
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I couldn't care less. She's a one term MP who embarrassingly thinks our job is to sell dildos for John Lewis.
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STAGED NEWS?
Yesterday, I watched a news reporter take FIVE attempts to get one segment right for her cameraman.
But it was the final two takes that caught my attention.
She actually directed women holding protest signs to move around and positioned them exactly where she wanted them for the best visual effect.
In my opinion, that’s not documenting events. That’s staging them.
There’s nothing wrong with interviewing people, asking questions or getting different opinions.
But your job as a journalist is to capture what’s happening in front of you, not rearrange it to create the shot you want.
It’s journalism, not a bloody wedding photoshoot.
Report what you see, not what you want people to see.
Be trustworthy.
Taken at Approximately 5:15pm on Saturday 24th October 2026 in Paris on Boulevard Davout
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I have said this many times and will repeat this today, the EU is no friend of our country, it exploited us when a member and abused us when we left. Now its arming our enemies and yet Burnham still thinks we are mates and wants to cuddle up to them. The man is uttely deluded.
WTAF?
Jonathan Powell was not vetted before being appointed National Security Adviser, we can report.
spectator.com/article/reveal…
Wow what a storm, the ferocity was immense, thank God it was made a yellow alert so we could plan and prepare.
VIPER is dead.
Tom Skerritt, Star of 'Picket Fences' and 'Alien,' Dies at 93 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
I remember seeing this on a range once even though the weapon was pointed down the range.
I think he pissed himself during the punishment.
Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley has responded to the unacceptable online abuse directed at a Met officer who received an award at yesterday's annual Police Federation Conference.
PC Fiona Shaik Umar was recognised for the outstanding contribution she has made for women in policing.
ALT I\u2019d like to congratulate Fiona on this well-deserved award for which she should rightly be very proud. She works in the Parliamentary and Diplomatic Protection Command, a frontline unit playing a vital role in the mission to protect our democracy by keeping Parliament and Parliamentarians safe.\u00A0 \u000B\u000BWe are currently advertising for additional talented, brave Londoners from all communities to join us. Every career path is open to you regardless of whether you happen to wear a kippa, turban or hijab like Fiona. She is being celebrated for being an excellent officer demonstrating this reality. \u000B\u000BBut it angers me that not for the first time, a day that should have been a celebration for Fiona was marred by hateful, intolerant abuse online. \u000B\u000BThese people haven\u2019t met Fiona. They know nothing of her important work. They just saw that she is a female Muslim officer who wears a hijab and decided she wasn\u2019t deserving as a result.\u00A0 \n
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The vast majority of criticism was not because she is Muslim, but because she was not following very basic gun safety rules.
Her finger was on the trigger and she pointed the barrel of the gun at a fellow officer.
gunsafetyrules.nra.org
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Congratulations to @jan_murray for securing this fantastic victory. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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Brilliant news for free speech - and for women. 🎉
Scope has publicly apologised for cancelling my choir’s London Marathon performance over my gender-critical views, acknowledging its decision was wrong.
Our legal dispute is now resolved. No apology can undo the upset caused, but I hope this gives more women confidence to speak up - and makes others think twice before cancelling people for speaking about biological reality.
I tried to resolve this privately before going public or consulting lawyers. The brilliant @MForstater helped me draft a letter to Scope ahead of the marathon, hoping we could clear things up. Unfortunately, Scope stood by its decision at that stage.
I’m so grateful to the @SpeechUnion, my solicitors Sharpe Pritchard, the fellow singers who stood beside me and members of @womensrightsnet for their support.
Sadly, I fear some singers may feel too nervous to return to the choir. But I hope other women will feel emboldened by this news.
Women should be able to speak about biological sex, their sex-based rights and the language used to describe their bodies - without fear of cancellation or other negative consequences.
Full apology statement and Telegraph article below 👇
Do enjoy the replies.
Some chatter on social media would have you believe that crime is out of control.
The facts tell a different story.
As @frasernelson has shown in his Substack today:
Violence is at its lowest level since the crime survey began in 1981.
Robbery is at a record low.
Crime, excluding fraud, is 78% down on its peak in 1995.
And the stats show this Government is delivering on its promises too:
Knife crime is down 11%.
Knife murders are at their lowest level in 35 years.
Thefts including phone snatching have fallen by 20% in the last year alone.
But I know there is more that we must do, and we will:
We’ve put more than 3,800 extra neighbourhood officers into roles, with named, contactable officers for every neighbourhood.
We’re introducing the most significant reforms to policing in a generation.
We are tackling rising rates of violence against women and girls through our landmark strategy.
And we are tackling crimes like fraud, more prevalent in our increasingly online world, with £250 million directed to this challenge in our Fraud Strategy published this year.