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Market District, Imperial City
Joined September 2013
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When I die I want my remains to be scattered at Disneyland, but I don't want to be cremated.
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I havnt pooped since 2015
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Me to my homies when they show up with food for MtG
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So the new pope is from Chicago, the only thing worse than being a kiddie diddler is being a cubs fan.
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The new pope is about to emerge, if he sees his shadow we have 6 more weeks of lent
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Me: “don’t worry officer it’s medicinal” Officer: “Sir that’s a open bottle of Tito’s” *lunges for the officers service weapon*
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A second Guts sword has been added to Elden Ring
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When she’s got that gorilla grip but also harbors some right wing ideals.
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I haven’t pooped since 2015
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Bro just destroyed his girls ankles💀
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What a load of shit
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New Twitter, same shenanigans
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Onlyfans coming soon
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