Pretending to be an Academic. Writer - Adoption Today, The Times Higher, Good Housekeeping, The Times; https://xitter.cf/t.co/CM5JgUIExx

London, England
Joined November 2020
My bum seems to have gone viral, and Jenny Eclair liked it, so that's exciting! You can read about my bum here. polpenter.substack.com/p/all… #bowelcancer #cancer
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I can't sleep, so I'm having a conversation with AI in French. I'm not sure if that's tragic or a productive use of technology.
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Securing another three poitns with a clean sheet. 😁 #BCAFC | #BRAvSTE
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79' SARCEVIC SMASHES IT DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!!! 🤩 🐔 1-0 🦌 #BCAFC | #BRAvSTE
77' PENALTY TO CITY!! 🐔 0-0 🦌 #BCAFC | #BRAvSTE
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Turns out Andy Burnham and I have the same favourite poem. So that's one thing.
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There's a woman on my train shouting down the phone about her anger management sessions. It doesn't sound as though they're working.
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What a lovely, positive tweet ❤️⚽️
Replying to @officialbantams
He's a great manager. Did a fantastic job at Bradford. Bradford have brilliant supporters and should be in the Championship at least. A great club that looks after their supporters and are rewarded with fantastic gates.
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Graham Alexander has left the club to take up the vacant managerial position at Preston North End, with assistant manager Chris Lucketti joining him at Deepdale. We would like to place on record our thanks to Graham and Chris for their services to our club and wish them the very best for the future. Read ➡️ bradfordcityafc.com/news/202… #BCAFC
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Please read and subscribe! (I'm so cheap I'm actually free!) polpenter.substack.com/p/bri…
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I found another alone person - an American study abroad student. I told him all about cricket.
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I have just had one of those unexpectedly joyous experiences: met a very nice young American study abroad student in a restaurant and taught him about cricket.
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Anyone fancy coming with me? Two of my favourite people, live!
I’m very much looking forward to chatting with pal Sanjeev Bhaskar tonight at the Lyceum Theatre in London. I think there are seats left.
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Taking all three points from Kenilworth Road! 😁 #BCAFC | #LUTvBRA
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Me: "say hi to Dad from me!" Mum: "Sally's on the phone! She says hi!" No wonder the poor chap's confused.
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Weird encounter of the day. Old man stopped me in the street and started to unbutton his shirt and asked me to check if he was wearing a vest. Told him I had to run for a train...
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Meanwhile on the Mildmay line"Mummy doesn't want me to be friends with people with less cultural exposure than me as she thinks we'll eventually fall out as we won't be compatible."
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Nah, that was Terry Jones, surely?
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An old friend of mine volunteered for many years with the RNLI. I saw how he put himself in harm’s way day in, day out, to help others. RNLI volunteers are heroes. If you’re hounding members of the RNLI, you’re not a patriot. You’re pathetic
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Shamelessly seeking subscribers. (I'm so cheap I'm actually free.) polpenter.substack.com/p/out…
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