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Joined May 2024
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This is the right $MAPLE. @TzTinyTankSol We’ve been building this project since BEFORE Maple even received her official name. We were here first, building the community and pushing her story from the beginning. Since then, the other team has consistently copied our memes, banners, content, and ideas. Meanwhile, our community has continued to deliver. We gifted the Toronto Zoo a blue check mark and have received interactions from Wendy’s, Applebee’s, McDonald’s, and Montreal. We’ve put in the work. We’ve been here from the start. Do the right thing. Support the community that built this from day one. 🦛🍁 Maple the Canadian pygmy hippo from Toronto Zoo Bf7t5LWtuy7k8LKTQczmcJ3umtiWEq4y2U7zFkiHpump
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Honestly @fomo fumbled this one. Been tagging them to integrate TON for a while. There's a cult like community on Gram and it's only going to grow bigger.
TON is live on the Pumpfun app! Buy tokens on TON straight from your USDC balance on the fastest crosschain social app with the cheapest fees. Welcome to the Pumpfun app, @ton_blockchain 🤝
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Someone's needs to make a larpchecker and ethos equivalent for KOLs on X. That's a million dollar idea right there.
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Alon is playing Sun Tzu's The Art of War. The Schrödingers Airdrop. The ultimate last resort. The golden tingling carrot. People complain about PF all day everyday, but like crack addicts to their dealer, they all keep coming back for another hit. Pumpfun got everyone in strings like a puppet master. The Mammon's scent is too strong. The airdrop will happen when we're in a full bullmarket if anything.
I do not like @Pumpfun for numerous reasons and I’m very vocal about it However if we set aside their army of paid KOLs who agree with everything they say, it wouldn’t be fair to ignore the fact that they’ve actually been shipping hard lately. That said, please rip the band aid off and tell us whether we can still expect an airdrop or not @a1lon9 The lack of communication about it is strange, I know when you’re growing a business things change fast and so does the roadmap but just straight up tell us what’s going on instead of blatantly ignoring it.
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Update: 2.4M views 👀 294.1K likes ❤️ 994 comments 💬 38K reposts 🔄
Some interesting stats from Tiktok user Molly (1989vinyl) Moo Deng video from 2024: 5.5M views 👀 650K likes ❤️ 1635 comments 💬 87.5K reposts 🔄 Maple the Canadian pygmy hippo video posted 1 day ago: 2M views 👀 245K likes ❤️ 908 comments 💬 32.3K reposts 🔄
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Some interesting stats from Tiktok user Molly (1989vinyl) Moo Deng video from 2024: 5.5M views 👀 650K likes ❤️ 1635 comments 💬 87.5K reposts 🔄 Maple the Canadian pygmy hippo video posted 1 day ago: 2M views 👀 245K likes ❤️ 908 comments 💬 32.3K reposts 🔄
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Then these $BTC puzzles should be a piece of cake to solve, right? Still 903 BTC in prizes left, you'll be rich.
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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Maple the Canadian pygmy hippo from @TheTorontoZoo to $20 looks just right 🍁🦛
The Canadian Federal Government introduces the new $1 dollar bill
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Something seems to be brewing Can you feel iTTT
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Maple-kun チーバくん
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Maple-kun メイプル made with @bot 🍁🦛
🤖 Made with AI
그록봇 스타일 케릭터 만들어 주는 프롬프트 공유 grokbot-icon-studio.serio-ai… 파딱이 아니라 긴 텍스트 업로드가 안되어 아예 웹앱 형태로 배포합니다. 다음 사이트에서 복사 버튼을 누르고 사용하는 이미지 생성 Ai에 붙여넣기해서 활용해 주세요
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I don't think that's how you're supposed to have the bag, Maple. It's over the head and not the body 😂 Whatever, still A for effort 😂
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What do you do next?
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Good Maple Morning 🦛🍁
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We can no longer be friends
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Some call it gifted others call it luck
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Toronto Zoo keeps using the #TZTinyTank hashtag in every Maple post 👀 The lore thickens. Did you know @TzTinyTankSol gifted 12 months of blue checkmark to Toronto Zoo? Maple szn soon 🍁🦛
For scale: Maple continues to grow and flourish under Kindia's watchful care, and is approximately 14 Heated Rivalry books tall 🍁🦛 Did you know? A proudly Canadian production, Heated Rivalry is a @CraveCanada original featuring homegrown talent like Vancouver actor Hudson Williams. It brings a distinctly Canadian story to audiences at home on Crave and around the world! From Canadian ice to the small screen, #HeatedRivalry is a unique homegrown hit (just like Maple) 🇨🇦🏒 #TZTinyTank
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Tomorrow is TTTuesday
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Mona Lisa Sahur
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TTTwo heroes One chain (@solana) One mission: World domination through memetics and sweetness.
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