Joined January 2009
Replying to @Foxtel
@Foxtel @FOXTEL_Help what's going on with The Talking Dead on FX, it keeps losing sound. It's making it unbearable to watch.
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Will the teenager about to OMG OMG OMG miss her flight please I CAN'T EVEN go to gate 17 where IMAO they are I LITERALLY DIED boarding. Meh.
Eat a vegan just for irony's sake #ApocalypseResolutions @midnight
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BREAKING NEWS: Craig Wright reveals himself as Satoshi Nakamoto, inventor of bitcoin econ.st/26JBwgJ
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Were you there? #Radiohead
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Who are you voting for?
38%I'm With Her
8%Make America Great Again!
54%Boaty McBoatface
24 votes • Final results
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Richie Ramone right now in Byron Bay... #visitbyron #byronbay ift.tt/21gTqn5
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QLD: Documentaries have told Australian stories since celluloid arrived: here's 10 of the best bit.ly/1NBUpvG #qld
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Not only are Koala's not bears but Australians will stab you if you refer to them as so. #SecretsOfTheAnimalKingdom
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Amazing to see Air Garuda go the extra mile. Missed the runway completely.
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'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
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It's hard to beat Netflix but Quickflix's battle sounds even harder than it needed to be. news.com.au/technology/quick… via @newscomauHQ
There's no criteria of laughter. You laugh because you need to laugh. It's good for your health, if you can.
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My uncle was an obese agoraphobic. Always the elephant in the room.
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Is banning #Wicked camper vans from a music festival interfering with 'freedom of speech'? #triplejHack
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Oh Jesus. The barista forgot the chocolate sprinkles on Bear Grylls' cappuccino, so he's drinking his own piss. Again.
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British Airways showed the latest Nicolas Cage movie on their New York flight and people still walked out.
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If ever you feel useless, just remember, it's someone's job to install indicators at a BMW factory. #Motivational
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From the archives- sad Val Kilmer #Batman just wanted to be in a good film.
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