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Nick Saban and all his kids (coaching tree)
Kirby - the oldest. Hard headed probably got his ass beat the most but now doing the best.
Sark - second eldest got away with more than usual cause dad was focused on the oldest. Slipped up in life but finding his way now.
Jimbo - middle child. The weirdest of the bunch. Never really showed up to family reunions but you know he’d be aight eventually.
Mario - The adopted son
Lane - the fourth child. The hard head but the most talented of the bunch. Dad was too old to beat his ass so he probably got away with more than usual also.
Dan Lanning - the youngest. A certified crash out. Probably on drugs.
Houston is 100% sicko this season. 2 consecutive shutout losses, a blowout loss to Kansas. And now a win against top-20 KSU.
The campaign volunteers standing outside early voting locations would be more effective at swaying voters if they treated it like College Gameday.
I want to hear dump call & responses chants.
I want to see signs that say “@SenSherrodBrown puts ketchup on his cheese coneys.”

