Cincinnati-area attorney. Tweets do not constitute legal advice, retweets aren't endorsements, and following me during Reds season will likely annoy you.

Cincinnati, OH
Joined March 2009
Nick Saban and all his kids (coaching tree) Kirby - the oldest. Hard headed probably got his ass beat the most but now doing the best. Sark - second eldest got away with more than usual cause dad was focused on the oldest. Slipped up in life but finding his way now. Jimbo - middle child. The weirdest of the bunch. Never really showed up to family reunions but you know he’d be aight eventually. Mario - The adopted son Lane - the fourth child. The hard head but the most talented of the bunch. Dad was too old to beat his ass so he probably got away with more than usual also. Dan Lanning - the youngest. A certified crash out. Probably on drugs.
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Houston is 100% sicko this season. 2 consecutive shutout losses, a blowout loss to Kansas. And now a win against top-20 KSU.
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Franklin should have taken the points.
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“A Half Second Too Late” - The Will Howard Story
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Way to recover, Igbinosun.
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There may need to be a tarmac discussion with Ryan Day tonight.
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Glad to see Will Howard’s sister didn’t decide to go Lara Hawk with her outfit.
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Welp. This game is over.
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And here I thought that Zac Taylor finally found someone he outcoach in Nick Sirianni.
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Amazing it took the Bengals this long to get an Iowa tight end.
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The campaign volunteers standing outside early voting locations would be more effective at swaying voters if they treated it like College Gameday. I want to hear dump call & responses chants. I want to see signs that say “@SenSherrodBrown puts ketchup on his cheese coneys.”
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Extra credit if instead of candidate flags, someone waves the Wazzu flag in the background. Make it big, dumb, and enjoyable. Turn the temperature down a few degrees.
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Serious MACtion in Muncie.
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At least the defense is getting a breather.
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After watching Curt Cignetti, my impression of Ryan Day:
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Ryan Day? Playing not to lose? Color me shocked.
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Willis McGahee gets his revenge against OSU two decades later through his kid.
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Willis McGahee flashing back to PI calls in the end zone.
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