I TAKE A DUMP IN THE RAIN by Scoochie Boochie music vid by Chris Dritsas Beat by @kiddaskia

I'll give you a hundred guesses, you don't know where this song is going. Song: Booby.png by Scoochie Boochie off my 2nd album Dippin' Sauce, now available on Bandcamp

The last song on my space album is my high score as far as intricate raps IMO Song: Next Album's Called Chronicles of Areas Book V: Dadquest by Scoochie Boochie From a 2022 show at @comedybrooklyn

The Best Peepis in Space by Scoochie Boochie. From my 4th album: Sunrise at Dawn in Space. Wherein Scoochie Boochie sets out across the galaxy on a mission to seduce the Sun, while being hunted by the Best Damn Pilot in the Galaxy: Dax Pulsar.

Allow me to get a little pretentious. Song: I Fart When I Fuh by Scoochie Boochie Clip from @thepapermachete at the Green Mill in Chicago #comedyrap #scoochieboochie #funnyrap

Just reuploaded the full music video to YouTube WITH CAPTIONS. So you can watch it widescreen and catch all the innuendoes and such. Please subscribe while you're over there! Thank you for supporting my goal of doing this as a job. Song: I Have Sex by Scoochie Boochie

Dating a UFC fighter pt. 2 Song: I Have a Girlfriend by Scoochie Boochie. From my first album Butter Money, this song is only on Bandcamp at the moment. Sample: Avril 14th by Aphex Twin

How it feels to date a UFC fighter. Song: I Have a Girlfriend by Scoochie Boochie. From my first album Butter Money, this song is only on Bandcamp at the moment. Sample: Avril 14th by Aphex Twin

Last line is the best line. Song: I Have Jewelry by Scoochie Boochie. From my 3rd album the Lost City of Atlantits, in which Scoochie Boochie seeks a mythical city that sank into the sea because its women got too thicc. #comedyrap #scoochieboochie #funnyrap

Where should I do a show? Song: Hi by Scoochie Boochie 2nd clip shot by @aj_grimm #shorts #comedyrap #scoochieboochie #funnyrap

Here's the Scoochie Boochie policy: if it's a ballsy move, do it balls-ily. Song: Hi by Scoochie Boochie (2020) Shot by @orange_cap Full music vid on YouTube. #comedyrap #scoochieboochie #funnyrap

The costume shop said we have a sailor suit but it's a XXL is that ok? Song: Hi by Scoochie Boochie. From my 3rd album The Lost City of Atlantits: in which I seek a mythical island that sank into the sea because its women got too thicc. Shot by @orange_cap

This song is about a thick cyborg. It's called "Plasstic" by Scoochie Boochie. On Spotify etc. Beat: @_groovebox_ Off my 4th album Sunrise at Dawn in Space, in which Scoochie Boochie sets out across the galaxy on a mission to seduce the sun. #comedyrap #scoochieboochie

#tbt First music video I ever made back in 2020. "Hi" by Scoochie Boochie. It's on my 3rd album the Lost City of Atlantits, in which I seek a mythical city that sank into the sea when its women got too thicc. Hence the sailor's uniform. Shot by @orange_cap.

I've done hundreds of shows since I started rapping in 2015, mostly comedy variety shows. 🌋My following recently blew up , but it took a decade of honing to get here. 🌋Thank you to all the comedians who let me rap on your shows! 🌋Song: I Wanna Fuh the Sun by Scoochie Boochie

Craziest things that happened the first time I posted this clip: 🌋Justin Bieber put it in his story 🌋SZA put it in her story 🌋Actual Cirque du Soleil commented "Aaaaaayyyyeeee🔥🔥🔥" Song: I Have Sex by Scoochie Boochie. Full music vid on YouTube. It's on Spotify etc.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CXKzvoNOUs-/…

Stand-Up for Plants is moving to TikTok. Follow @scoochie_boochie. I’ll be uploading all the old ones first followed by unreleased ones. I am 1,000 years old and absolutely late to the party. Feels great. Thank you. instagram.com/p/CSZ9o6XpOkS/…

This is not new music. I made a video doing stand-up in front of plants and accidentally made the thumbnail too fire. Link in bio. Ep 2 next Thursday. #StandUpforPlants instagram.com/p/COiB9hrpnLJ/…

How do we feel about peas? Hate them, right? Yuck, yes? Sure you get 50 extra lives but the texture 🤢 🌋 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘴 out now on Spotify 🌋 instagram.com/p/CN2QcdAp8Sn/…