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Scott Lott

@ScottLott

Make'n dollas, Fuck'n bitches

 Erie, PA
Joined April 2009
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Blue Ruin is on Netflix if you wanna watch a low-key masterpiece that has nothing to do with a global pandemic.
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Richard Christy@cwotd3 Feb 2020
CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! CHIEFS WIN! @Chiefs
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If the internet has taught me anything, it’s that if someone refers to themselves a “storyteller,” it means they work in advertising.
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The Notebook Trailer re-cut! Happy Valentine's Day 🖤 #ValentinesDay #ValentinesDay2019 #thenotebook
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If Quentin Tarantino won't make The Vega Brothers, other people will, damn it trib.al/LxYgy8S
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The only way to improve the wolf is by stapling a falcon to it
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@TheTweetOfGod4 Dec 2017
I know for a fact that Donald Trump has a very small penis. Please retweet this enough that he can't help but respond. Thanks, God
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@bobby19 Nov 2017
3. the wire 2. the sopranos 1. this two-minute clip of nathan for you
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I've begun to write "Coven 2."
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Tom Petty died twice in one day because he's fucking Tom Petty
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As per his wishes, Hugh Hefner’s body will be left in a fort in the woods for other kids to find & pass around.
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chuuch@ch000ch11 Sep 2017
as a kid, Halloween was cool bc it was the only time you got to see inside of that one weird neighbor's house for a few sec
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chuuch@ch000ch12 Jul 2017
(the founder of Chipotle at his father's death bed) papa: always remember son, guac is extra chipotle guy: jesus christ i know
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Anna@annaheron9528 Jun 2017
Sideshow Bob's on the move
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Reminder: This video of Winona Ryder, John C Reilly & Giovanna Ribisi as The Blues Explosion is the best thing ever. youtube.com/watch?v=AcOKE2qH…
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Replying to @faseruk @torontomike
LOL it was a commercial for his Apple Juice w him and Wendel Clark from 97' would hav taken it down if he had asked!
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Merry Ki Yay, Motherfucker
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chuuch@ch000ch16 Dec 2016
BARTENDER: what'll it be JARED LETO: i'll take a twisted tea BARTENDER: mr leto please don't say- JARED LETO: or as i like to call it... tea
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"Baby, it's cold outside." - Bill Cosby in July
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[picking son up from karate] Me: how was it? Son: good, we learned- Me [chop to his throat]: fuck all, you learned absolutely fuck all
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