Scott Matte

Is it weird to try to find the grave of your past life self?

It’s ironic how people who are vehemently against abortion have no problem with the IDF unaliving thousands of Palestinian children. Make it make sense.

They didn’t change the Gulf of Mexico either.

So I saw a defibrillator station in a church. And I was thinking, why? Don’t they have enough faith in their prayers that their God would heal someone if they started Vfibbing on the floor?

So it turns out the reflecting pool wasn’t vandalized after all, but was damaged during a botched installation job. The DOJ dropped charges against David Hearn.

What could be simpler and more rational?

Something else I never considered before but should have: The names Luke and Lucifer have the same root.

“Put a sewer rat in a suit, and he's still a sewer rat; he's just in a suit." - Hercule Poirot

This clown claiming the Principle of Sufficient Reason isn’t used in maths. Ok, let’s make 2+2= 1,929. Why? No sufficient reason why it can’t, apparently. Then he blocked me. 😂🤣

If undocumented immigrants are not subject to the jurisdiction of the United States then it’s impossible for them to be here illegally.

There cannot be both free will and everything happening according to God’s will. They are mutually exclusive. The only way to reconcile them to not be mutually exclusive is if WE are God.

Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire.

It was so obvious why did I miss it? In the words hippopotamus” and “Mesopotamia”, the “potamos” part mean the same thing - river. Hippopotamus- river horse. Mesopotamia - between the rivers Thank you for enlightening me, Captain Hastings.

Would you support Republicans banning every other political party and running the government under a single party system?

Scientists used to assume the world was flat, then they assumed the earth was the center of the universe, now they assume thinking originates in the brain.