SVP of Engineering at @Twitter. Things are going great!
Joined November 2010
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Used Twitter for some great things, but maybe this is it. Take care, see you all at the next thing, whatever it looks like.
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Scott Woolf retweeted
Damn, I don’t even have to ask AI to create a picture of Musk doing a nazi salute. Because, ya know, Elon Musk did a nazi salute.
Damn, I don’t even have to ask AI to create a picture of Musk doing a nazi salute. Because, ya know, Elon Musk did a nazi salute.
Just incredible stuff @FedEx
My golf clubs have been in GA since 12/23. Since then, I arrived in SC, enjoyed the holidays and returned home. My clubs never even got to their first destination. Thanks all!
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“Scheduled for tomorrow” for a week. Now @FedEx doesn’t even lie and pretend it’ll ever get sent out.
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And here’s a “friendly” poll watcher wearing his NRA hat at my Bucks County polling station this morning.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
lol this site sucks now. Who knew Elon could ruin it so quickly. Overrun with bots and worth a fraction of what he spent on it.
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Scott Woolf retweeted
Man Had No Idea Cough Was Going To Be Wet One bit.ly/3Gx5rBG
ALT Man in a green sweater coughing into his hand.
Can someone update me on the athletes who took their salaries in crypto and how much it's worth now, don't feel like researching but pretty sure I'd enjoy a good chuckle
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A legitimate Boomer criticism is their refusal to "reply all" to an email that very obviously needs all still included
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Wild that dogs see things in the wild and the only two options are eat that thing or pee on that thing
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Enjoying my Saturday not watching Miami Hurricanes football because we’re horrible and sometimes having 0 expectations can be a good thing!
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Scott Woolf retweeted
The highlight of the @ChicagoBears game was the video below post game!
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