sean uppercut

this is armadillo arm armor

EBITDA!!!!!

I have the concept of paying this phone bill

I usually come to twittex for the jokes, but ummmm…have you been noticing the not-so-low key racist posts from people you don’t follow or ever heard from? It’s getting unusably bad.

I wanted to hear meet the grahams instrumental as they walked off…just for a little razz dazz

1 2 3 4 5 plus 5

Continuously and always

dude dropped his diss, turned over and went to sleep at 1145 like us normal 35+er’s then his phone buzzed once. then it buzzed twice. and hasn’t stopped buzzing since

“Don’t tell no lie about me. And I won’t tell truth about you”

dude’s gonna order a fried rice with a dip sauce and when the total comes out to 6.16, he’s gonna lose it

Let me tell you I had fun creating this, almost as much as fun as I do listening and runnin back memories. great times yall

This. This tweet is artwork. Absolutely perfect. Kudos.

Unrelated, but still related: The flute album was a bifurcator. 3k gave us so much over years, and wanted to share something to soothe his own soul. And y’all trashed him up and down… So how would you treat the people you actually know on the same journey?

Carfax on this prolly crazy. This truck gotta have so many stories

Ghostface Ironman is a masterpiece

I really hope…I mean…Does this mean snap music is returning? We need pure times like this

Birthday should be 1000 percent your day, and you should enjoy and spend it however you want as long as you don’t hurt anyone *From a person who spent 3 out of the last 5 birthdays depressed

“The versatile crocodile” wow