Professionally denim. Emotionally onchain. Creatoor @wrangler 🤠
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chainstitch ⛓️🪡 retweeted
it’s a free fucking airdrop to apes my dude, hope whatever is going on in your life goes better!
chainstitch ⛓️🪡 retweeted
At this point, you probably shouldn't be ignoring $NEARKAT.
The chart is very bullish.
Nearkat has been through the darkest days of this market, from the quantum computing fud to black monday.
And $NEARKAT just stood there and ignored all of it.
The strength is in the top holders.
They're unshakable, they must have some serious conviction in Near and @middaywake.
While top holders on other memes dump the moment fud hits, nearkat top holders just hold, collect extra $NEAR and chill.
You know how it goes, everything moves in cycles: up, down, then up again.
$NEARKAT already ran, and it's almost done with the corrective leg down.
Soon enough it's heading into the next leg up, the strongest one we know of: wave 3.
You made it through the hard part. Now it's time to enjoy the gains.
Buckle up, it's time.
chainstitch ⛓️🪡 retweeted
$NEARKAT looking good. I firmly believe that nearkat will be the number ONE runner on stonk, flipping $ZCAT along the way.
Why, you may ask?
Because zcat is a leveraged bet on $ZEC, and Zcash has already played out it's parabolic rise to new highs and beyond.
$NEAR on the other hand is at the early innings of a parabolic rise. It's the hottest altcoin right now, with every major KOL posting about it. Over the next few weeks / months NEAR will enter the top 10, and cement itself as the Solana of this cycle.
When that happens, do you really think that the mascot of NEAR... the memecoin that the founder of NEAR itself called a positive sum game... the coin that is held by the NEAR foundation itself, will remain at a $5m mcap?
solana:6UtY9iTZMQQ5QZVrbzFnNaJntV7oySm9k97mvwnuZcxr looking good. I firmly believe that nearkat will be the number ONE runner on stonk, flipping solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR along the way.
Why, you may ask?
Because zcat is a leveraged bet on zcash:native, and Zcash has already played out it's parabolic rise to new highs and beyond.
near:native on the other hand is at the early innings of a parabolic rise. It's the hottest altcoin right now, with every major KOL posting about it. Over the next few weeks / months NEAR will enter the top 10, and cement itself as the Solana of this cycle.
When that happens, do you really think that the mascot of NEAR... the memecoin that the founder of NEAR itself called a positive sum game... the coin that is held by the NEAR foundation itself, will remain at a $5m mcap?
chainstitch ⛓️🪡 retweeted
Greeny and I break down the Abstract situation.
Businesses fail, that's part of the game. But how it happens, how it unfolds, that's what matters.
My first point: the communication was poor.
chainstitch ⛓️🪡 retweeted
1/ How I infiltrated a Chinese organized crime syndicate that has laundered $1B+ across multiple exploits for Lazarus Group.
Posing as a client, I gathered intel that helped action freezes for the Feb 2025 Bybit exploit and attribute illicit activity onchain.
chainstitch ⛓️🪡 retweeted
solana:6UtY9iTZMQQ5QZVrbzFnNaJntV7oySm9k97mvwnuZcxr
Thesis: it drips near:native and thats a serious win win.
Also down bad and boucing nicely.
chainstitch ⛓️🪡 retweeted
In case you didn’t know, near:native is holding solana:6UtY9iTZMQQ5QZVrbzFnNaJntV7oySm9k97mvwnuZcxr on their @fomo account.
Name another L1 that holds and supports a memecoin.
This pullback is a buying opportunity.
As long as volume stays above $800K and near:native keeps pumping, I’m not worried, my friends.
chainstitch ⛓️🪡 retweeted
Rewards update.
The StonkFun rewards pipeline has been upgraded.
Rewards no longer wait for a large pot to accumulate before harvesting transfer tax. Fees are converted and distributed continuously.
The upgrade allows for separate horizontal scaling at each stage. There are also distinct thresholds for each stage:
• Harvesting
• Claiming & swapping
• Planning and funding distributions
• Sending distributions to holders
If a conversion ever lags behind volume, rewards can be distributed in the coin itself so payouts keep flowing without delay or excessive harvesting.
Live for new and existing coins launched on LaunchLab, with the upgrade rolling out to legacy coins (CLMM) soon.
The pipeline is still being tuned for optimal performance, further concurrency and prioritization algorithms are being worked on.
chainstitch ⛓️🪡 retweeted
really grateful to have just acquired bored ape #29, which will stay in my vault forever
i’ve been in and out of the clubhouse a few times over the years, and have always loved so many of the apes ive met. i just never found one that really felt like mine
this one instantly did
i wanted something super clean, and 4t (four traits only) was perfect. fun fact, it was actually the first 4t ever minted in the collection
then the robot eyes matching my eyeband made it feel almost too perfect
it’s the one
when i first entered this space, owning a bored ape felt like something meant for people way further ahead than me, impossible to catch up to tbh
i had like $1,700, was trying to figure everything out, and just wanted to somehow make a good life on the internet
so moments like this still hit me very much even i manifested id be desensitized and it'd feel "normal"
through every chapter since, nfts, digital art, internet communities have always felt like home to me
really thankful to finally own a piece i genuinely love, and to call the swamp home
ape #29 forever 🤖
chainstitch ⛓️🪡 retweeted
1/ Catching up with solana:6UtY9iTZMQQ5QZVrbzFnNaJntV7oySm9k97mvwnuZcxr on Solana; I actually quite like the ponzinomics:
Coin was launched on StonkFun with a 3% tax on every transaction. All tax collected then gets distributed to solana:6UtY9iTZMQQ5QZVrbzFnNaJntV7oySm9k97mvwnuZcxr holders and paid out in NEAR
There's been a lot of volume so far, so the taxes appear to be juicy (not an indicator of future payouts but I FOMOd anyway)
