Sean Adams

I'm late but @HeyBethMay it's an outrage that they all left you hanging with that SICK Lizzie Borden reference.

Imagine feeling so entitled that you complain about the world's greatest athlete not trying hard enough for your liking.

It was funny when Rick and Morty did an Avengers episode, but tragic when #Loki ends up being a whole season-long Rick and Morty episode. 😱

Everybody's out here hoping Tobey and Andrew show up in #SpiderManNoWayHome and this is Jake Johnson erasure that I will not stand for.

I left a comment on a @pchh post that I hope came across as good humored (as opposed to pedantic and annoying), because they're great and I really enjoy their work. Maybe I should have led with the "you're great and I really enjoy your work" part.

Everybody is coming after @LilNasX as if he didn't announce "can't nobody tell me nothing" 20 times in his first hit single. Pay attention please.

Can we talk about how the new Captain America on #FalconAndTheWinterSoldier kinda looks like Bo Burnham's buff older brother?

Now that Cyclops is trending, I'd like to officially announce that I am willing to discuss playing him in the MCU. Mr. Feige, HMU.

Hi. Journalists should not be clouding the motives about the suspect in a mass shooting by analyzing his "sex addiction" without also analyzing how that's connected to fetishization, and thus racism, towards the murdered Asian women. Neither should police, but I'm not a cop so

I was looking for a summation of the interview, and conveniently found all of the wrong takes summed up in one place.

I’m glad the Texas govt. has learned a lesson about laissez faire policies from the power grid disaster and *checks notes* fully reopened businesses while removing the mask mandate.

At what point do we stop calling Bernie Sanders by that childish nickname, and start addressing him like adults? We ought to address Senator Burnt Sanders with more maturity.

I like to make my eggs sunny side up for breakfast. That way I can go ahead and fail at something first thing in the morning. You know, get it out of the way early.

I'm so glad that Nintendo is celebrating the #Zelda35th anniversary by re-releasing the worst game in the series on Switch. That said: of course I'm going to buy it again. 😫 Maybe the motion controls won't be as terrible this time?

Okay, OKAY, fine. I accept your nomination to play Reed Richards in the MCU. But only because the masses demanded it.

I hope going through Fimbulwinter will convince people that government is important.

Did @GailSimone start writing for Jezebel? If so, very glad she's out here asking the important questions.