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Joined April 2009
Perdón por ser hombre, no lo hice a propósito
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This is the burning of the Library of Alexandria for old BBcode forums for what few were left. Web 3.0's final, total victory. Every website you knew as a millennial or elder zoomer is gone. Just a memory now, that dies with us. A great reset.
welp. the Internet was nice while it lasted.
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finalmente probé el deadlock
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seba retweeted
so it begins
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Una tercera shiroko ha golpeado mi escritorio
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it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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half the internet is down because of this video with a shigure ui gif lol
php2shell Tomorrow is a helluva day.
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Sergito culiao arregla el php
stoner metal con voces femeninas
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this is my timeline art
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Mi viejo es ingeniero de software y vino corriendo a la casa gritando que empaquemos todo Que agarremos solo lo esencial antes de que se congestionen las calles Mi vieja esta llorando despidiendose de los perrubis
PHP 8.5.12 may not have completely fixed the latest PHP security issue. Security researcher Elise Boyd says a double-free crash still works on the patched version. So far, it has only been demonstrated as a local command-line crash. There is no evidence that it can be exploited remotely, and PHP has not confirmed the finding.
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This seems bad.
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In case you're curious why VNDB never went down today, it's because it's built on Perl, even more of an oldhead language than PHP. And yet it's doing just fine!
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
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CHILENAS Y CHILENOS
If you haven't updated PHP yet, you're cooked. - Not us If you have updated, but kept your sites online overnight, you are probably still cooked. - Us Someone released the pathway to exploitation early, everyone got screwed ALL THE WAYS, unless, MAYBE, you shut your stuff down once the notice of 2 RCEs were available for PHP. Want to help me monitor real-time data exfiltration?
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Charlie Kirk has been suspiciously silent on the PHP CVE
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Exactamente lo que votaron estos culiaos
El Gobierno ha rebajado condenas a 56 abusadores sexuales y violadores de menores cooperativa.cl//noticias/pai…
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lwk funny vivir para ver el auge y caída de la internet. se pasó bien....
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The one funny thing about this PHP bug is that now you know that every service announcing maintenance runs their core infra on PHP ^^;;
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Iba camino a la pega y me paró el cartero para entregarme una caja de alguna mona china que todavía no he abierto, pero que supongo que llegó sin impuestos God bless 🙏
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The day the internet broke, and most of it is too old to fix.
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