Seinfeld NL

George: The Jiffy Cab guy is retiring. Jerry: That’s a shame.

George: Thick, lustrous fences have always been important to me.

Gerry steps down. #nlpoli

Elaine says Eddie Joyce apology isn’t sponge-worthy. #nlpoli

The box of jujy fruit is getting too tasty for Dwight Ball. #nlpoli

Kramer protests Dwight Ball’s chicken. #nlpoli

Kramer boycotts Gerry Byrne's voice. #nlpoli

Bob Cobb storms off the bandstand when the CLB Band refuses to call him "Maestro." #Regatta2017 #HatesTheRegatta

Kramer and Newman try to cheat at Crown & Anchor by making invisible elbows to keep on the table. #Regatta2017 #HatesTheRegatta

Elaine breaks up with Dee Murphy for being way too informed about every aspect of #Regatta2017. #HatesTheRegatta

Jerry forgets to wake up Colin Fewer but he still wins #Tely10.

Elaine outraged that St. Kevin's re-gifts #ChaseTheAce duplicate numbers.

George knocks over bottled moose at Bidgood's with his puffy coat. Kramer sells lemonade on Boland. Elaine dates another Hawco. #ChaseTheAce

Kramer and Newman pretend to be St. Kevin's alter boys. "It's like this place never read Mark 11:15-19!!!!" #ChaseTheAce

Jerry suggests Keith open an all Pakistani restaurant. Elaine decides John Dinn is spongeworthy. #ChaseTheAce

Jerry gets heckled opening for Brian Peckford. "They said YOU sold the shop! There's no comeback to that!" #nlpoli

Mark Critch rejects hug from Kelly-Ann Evans.

Jerry: Did you hear The Gap is closing in the Avalon Mall? Kramer: Those kids couldn't sew if their life depended on it. Jerry: It does.

Dwight Ball drops culture for having man hands. #nlpoli

Elaine: I know Krissy Holmes. She said you're just her type. George: You've got to introduce me!!!! Elaine: BUT YOU'RE ENGAGED!!