Squinch your hips. / S07E23 The Wait Out #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

They're all off the project. They were boring. George, you are my main man. / S09E16 The Burning #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

I just want to touch them a little. / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

She's not a novelty act, George. Where you hire her out for weddings and bar mitzvas. / S05E06 The Lip Reader #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Seinfeld deleted scenes... is cousin Jeffrey dating Amy? #outtakes / S05E03 The Glasses #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe. / S09E19 The Maid #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

You're livin' in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man! / S05E20 The Fire #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

You're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job. / S03E09 The Nose Job #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Hello and welcome to movie phone. / S07E08 The Pool Guy #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Seinfeld deleted scene... They kidnapped a dog. #Outtake / S09E24 The Finale (Part 2) #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

I am not an anti-dentite! / S08E19 The Yada Yada #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

It was like I was swimming through a flabby armed spanking machine. / S08E18 The Nap #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

I like that jacket... / S04E08 The Cheever Letters #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

The Dewey Decimal System, what a scam that was. Boy that Dewey guy really cleaned up on that deal. / S03E05 The Library #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Seinfeld deleted scenes... Elaine tries to get revenge on the Mayan store. #outtakes / S08E20 The Millennium #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Oh, come on Jerry. You got to see the operation. They're gonna cut him open. His guts will be all over the place... / S04E20 The Junior Mint #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

It's not Suze. All right? It's Su-zie. / S08E15 The Susie #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Yes, yes of course. The Pensky file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. / S05E08 The Barber #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Well, you know in the old days, when the Senators didn't vote the way that the party leaders wanted them to... they whipped them. / S06E13 The Scofflaw #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

Seinfeld blooper... Patio furniture is on sale. #Blooper / S07E19 The Wig Master #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism