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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
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just not winning at all btw
#dispatch #invisiblazer
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
Replying to @typicalintrjctn
No thanks to Granny Fischer I know she’s sneaking him low sodium green beans under the table as best she can
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I need Robert to feel funny in his chest watching Beef get granny kisses and be referred to as her grandbaby
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Robert and Hermie and Granny Fischer and Beef all squished into the living room watching Christmas movies. Herm with her head on Robert’s lap and Beef in Granny’s curled up with a slightly nervous kitty
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early transition awkward phase whe your closet still the same an growing hair out + bob
Using watergirl as my abuse goblin to take all >my< disphoria on! #waterboy #dispatch #watergirl
How it feels to keep seeing people talking about shit blowing up but not actually seeing any of the arguing because of the space you’ve cultivated























