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Sentient-Cloud retweeted
food time
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that seal among the kelp!
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Sentient-Cloud retweeted
WATERBOOOYYY #dispatch
Finnaly awoke...I'm sketching us Waterboy from dispatch...I miss my boy Waterboy
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She just slapped me for kissing her
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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
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just not winning at all btw #dispatch #invisiblazer
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I got embarrassed saying this on that post. Waterboy voice
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Replying to @typicalintrjctn
No thanks to Granny Fischer I know she’s sneaking him low sodium green beans under the table as best she can
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I need Robert to feel funny in his chest watching Beef get granny kisses and be referred to as her grandbaby
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Sentient-Cloud retweeted
Robert and Hermie and Granny Fischer and Beef all squished into the living room watching Christmas movies. Herm with her head on Robert’s lap and Beef in Granny’s curled up with a slightly nervous kitty
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Better than an alive mouse in my apartment I suppose
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No its ok thanks I really really wanted a dead mouse in my room actually thank you
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early transition awkward phase whe your closet still the same an growing hair out + bob Using watergirl as my abuse goblin to take all >my< disphoria on! #waterboy #dispatch #watergirl
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#FearandHunger 😱❌🍔❌
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You’ve earned it
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How it feels to keep seeing people talking about shit blowing up but not actually seeing any of the arguing because of the space you’ve cultivated
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Life is tough as just a head and arms but he soldiers on
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